lpetrich

Except that flight requires a LOT of specialization -- one has to have a large area/mass ratio and all that.

I had mentioned improved biosynthesis because that can be added without much difficulty, at least if one knows how to get the appropriate genes expressed in some suitable place, like the liver.

LaFlavor

yeah, plus i'd use my acid spit to knock you right out of the sky

Duvenoy

Right now, I'd settle for one that would let me ride at all. Further, anything approaching a 30 minute orgasm (henchforth known as 'Pig's Paradise') would probably result in my tired, old ass falling off.

(sigh)

Edited to add: Another modification that might be advantagous would be an enlongated finger such as found on Aye-ayes. We could pick our noses much more effectivly!

doov

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Dark Jedi

Gene Stealer ....

Dark Jedi

I think that camoflage skin like a chameleon, coupled with a very efficient digestive tract would be nice.

Overall, I like the general changes proposed in Klingons. Redundant organs, reinfoced skeletal structure, bony plates under the skin over vital areas. Yehaa!

MadMordigan

Lick my own dink.

Dark Jedi

There are enough desperate teenagers out there that have evolved this trait.... The problem is that they are the least likely to reproduce.

Corona688

Chameleonic color-changing skin. if the human race had that, there'd be a helluva lot less to fight over. Oh, and we could tan instantly.

Duvenoy

Dare I say it......?

Ok, Psyhic Powers!

(doov goes to the gun cabnet and loads the 12 gauge to get ready for the crazed mob of skeptics soon to arrive.)



doov

Kosh

All of civilization would collapse, as men would no longer be motivated to leave their cave...