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winstonjen · 07-29-2003, 11:05 PM

Yet another FUNDY SITE

ApostateAbe · 07-29-2003, 11:25 PM

Hmm...

After hours of intensive scrutiny of the given website, my suspicion is that the "fundies" in question are of a non-Christian sort.

Actually, the site screams of Christian mockery after the first glance.

winstonjen · 07-29-2003, 11:35 PM

Well, with Fundies these days...it's really quite tough to tell.

topane · 07-30-2003, 09:30 AM

They say to stop masturbating with Jesus. I don't use a Jesus, I use my hand

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NialScorva · 07-30-2003, 10:47 AM

I used to have a problem with masturbation, but I'm learning to beat it.

Oxymoron · 07-30-2003, 01:02 PM

I recently read an article in New Scientist magazine about research indicating that frequent (male) masturbation actually reduces the risk of prostate cancer.

Meanwhile, on another thread in IIDF, one reads an argument suggesting that religious faith is justified because it is beneficial for the individual's health (mental and physical).

Oh I do so love these moral paradoxes

Loren Pechtel · 07-30-2003, 01:14 PM

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Originally posted by topane
They say to stop masturbating with Jesus. I don't use a Jesus, I use my hand .

Well, if you're female, try Jesus:

here

{Warning: This site sells sex toys. Christians will find it *VERY* offensive.}

mecca777 · 07-30-2003, 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by topane
They say to stop masturbating with Jesus. I don't use a Jesus, I use my hand .

Yeah, Jesus does that as well. He just has some... options... that we don't.

BigJim · 07-30-2003, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by Oxymoron
I recently read an article in New Scientist magazine about research indicating that frequent (male) masturbation actually reduces the risk of prostate cancer.

I'm pretty sure that females who masturbate have a very low occurance of prostrate cancer as well.

Valentine Pontifex · 07-30-2003, 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by ApostateAbe
Hmm...

After hours of intensive scrutiny of the given website, my suspicion is that the "fundies" in question are of a non-Christian sort.

Actually, the site screams of Christian mockery after the first glance.

To make it extremely obvious that this is the case:

Quote:

When thou takest thine manhood into thy hand for the purpose of spilling thine own seed upon the ground or into your dirty sock, thou committeth adultery in thy heart and in thy hand. Yea, for each spilling of your seed, I will smite a kitten even as kittens are upon the face of the earth. Hear Me oh Israel, I Am The Lord Thy God.
(Philistines 5:12-14)

The Bible has some silly stuff, but that would take the cake. Besides, since when has the Bible had a book of Philistines? It has a book of Philippians, not Philistines.

The pictures given for the alleged webmasters is also a bit of a giveaway.

The same people have a site at:
http://www.angelfire.com/on4/elsiehamer/

Checking some links I followed morons.org and it is clearly not Christian. Noticing a "alt.flame.jesus.christ" graphic is another dead giveaway. Clicking on it gives the final piece of evidence: the disclaimer.

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winstonjen Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 3,425	Defeat Masturbation Yet another FUNDY SITE

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07-29-2003, 11:25 PM	#2
ApostateAbe Contributor Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: MT Posts: 10,656	Hmm... After hours of intensive scrutiny of the given website, my suspicion is that the "fundies" in question are of a non-Christian sort. Actually, the site screams of Christian mockery after the first glance.

07-29-2003, 11:35 PM	#3
winstonjen Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 3,425	Well, with Fundies these days...it's really quite tough to tell.

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topane Regular Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: SE Pennsylvania Posts: 193	They say to stop masturbating with Jesus. I don't use a Jesus, I use my hand .

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NialScorva Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Median strip of DC beltway Posts: 1,888	I used to have a problem with masturbation, but I'm learning to beat it.

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Oxymoron Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: http://10.0.0.2/ Posts: 6,623	I recently read an article in New Scientist magazine about research indicating that frequent (male) masturbation actually reduces the risk of prostate cancer. Meanwhile, on another thread in IIDF, one reads an argument suggesting that religious faith is justified because it is beneficial for the individual's health (mental and physical). Oh I do so love these moral paradoxes

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