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Old 04-18-2003, 01:38 PM   #1541
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That's because you come across too hot!
no.. it's because i'm half-breed..
and apparantly gay now.. that's why you never would talk to me!
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Old 04-18-2003, 01:38 PM   #1542
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yep.. Lasher..
(notice the absence of anatomy..)

WAIT.. I HAVE NO PENIS...

gog did he say Penis?

(cringing waiting to be warned)

HOW can this be?

Wait.. Gunnaheave is looking awfully attractive..
GOOD GOG I'm feelin all tingly and weird....
WHAT is happening to me...

I suddenly feel the urge to arrange flowers,
My taste is clothes is dramatically improving..
GOODNESS I feel like stir frying something in a Wok...

SOMEONE QUOTE ME SCRIPTURE QUICK!!!
I'm feelin all tinnngglyyyy inside!!!

Are you trying to convert yourself? Wait let me do it, I still haven't got my toaster oven!!!
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Old 04-18-2003, 01:39 PM   #1543
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That's MY ass Tenek! (And get you're hand off me, I'm a lezbian now.) You stay away too Smilin. You have too many calluses anyway.

Yes, Annabel, your old nemessis, the Landover Stoning Committee. Speaking of, which, I think I'm going to have t let my inner child out this weekend. I do hope you will protect her from the fundies.
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Old 04-18-2003, 01:40 PM   #1544
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Yep, I went into Toy R US and came back out and it was snowing, was right about the time, malfunction junction blew up in Birmingham, took me forever to get home.

Malfunction Junction.. what's your function:

Hookinnn up cars and makkinnn emmmm runnn rightttt...
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Well you tel your girlfriend I am MUCH better at accesserizing than she is. Come on Lasher, I just bought a fabulous pair of pumps. I'm all set.

Uh, Smilin? "Thuh fool, um, said in his heart that Gog didn't exist." There ya go. All better now?
Not that I could agree with, she doesn't do pumps, or dresses, lol But then again neither do I. It's ok though I prefer her much better in jeans and one of my old tshirts
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Old 04-18-2003, 01:41 PM   #1546
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Would everyone please stop changing their sexual orientation?

I mean, how the hell am I supposed to know who to flirt with??

HUH?!
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So you're saying I'm too feminine for you. (sniff!) Can't win fer losin'. I guess I'll just go pig out on a few galons of ice cream.
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Smilin... Why don't you just fess up?
yes, I am gay Stormy..
and Proud to be Different!
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That's MY ass Tenek! (And get you're hand off me, I'm a lezbian now.) You stay away too Smilin. You have too many calluses anyway.

Yes, Annabel, your old nemessis, the Landover Stoning Committee. Speaking of, which, I think I'm going to have t let my inner child out this weekend. I do hope you will protect her from the fundies.
As God is my witness...No one will lay a hand on your inner child!

Quick trip to Vatican City?
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Malfunction Junction.. what's your function:

Hookinnn up cars and makkinnn emmmm runnn rightttt...
it's what they call the intersection of 459 59/20 and 65

Some moron cut off a rocket fuel truck year before last and he ran into the bridge, it melted it, they said it got upwards of 2000 degrees, and that was the way I went home, sucked big time took them forever to get it cleaned up, and build it back.
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