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Boro Nut · 07-11-2002, 07:35 AM

I must tell you all about the most amazing thing I have ever seen. Today at dinnertime we were all laid on the grass enjoying the sunshine when there above us in the form of a solitary cloud in the deep blue sky floated none other than Jesus Christ himself. We were stunned. Within minutes word got round and soon all the offices around were emptying out to gaze in silence at the wonderous apparition. The hairs on the back of my neck were standing on end I can tell you.

As it turned out, no lesser person than the Bishop of Durham himself was conducting a service at the nearby church, and proceedings were stopped as the congregation spilled out to gape in awe like the rest of us. He himself confirmed it was a bone-fide miracle.

Even the hardened sceptics were hard pressed to pass it off as a natural phenomena - so perfect was it in every detail and lasted for well over half an hour. There is no doubt in my mind that it was indeed Jesus and not just a fluke cloud. I’m not sure why he disguised himself as a monkey riding a motorbike though.

Boro Nut

David Bowden · 07-11-2002, 08:38 AM

*snicker*

WJ · 07-11-2002, 09:01 AM

I'm wondering if monkey dung is anthropic? I mean, should human's worship food, or a monkey's ass? Edit; Ohh, I have my answer, I forgot that some countries warship the penis. I'm no longer confused. Great post!

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Boro Nut · 07-16-2002, 03:19 AM

I think he came back today. I never actually got to see him on his motorbike again, but there are large exhaust fume tracks right across the sky. That probably means it was him.

Boro Nut

WJ · 07-16-2002, 04:18 AM

Apparently, it's not passing the smell test.

Jobar · 07-16-2002, 07:35 AM

Are you sure that this miraculous apparition was not the work of the Invisible Pink Unicorn?

Off to humor with it, in any case.

07-11-2002, 07:35 AM	#1
Boro Nut Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Middlesbrough, England Posts: 3,909	Amazing Miracle I Witnessed Today! I must tell you all about the most amazing thing I have ever seen. Today at dinnertime we were all laid on the grass enjoying the sunshine when there above us in the form of a solitary cloud in the deep blue sky floated none other than Jesus Christ himself. We were stunned. Within minutes word got round and soon all the offices around were emptying out to gaze in silence at the wonderous apparition. The hairs on the back of my neck were standing on end I can tell you. As it turned out, no lesser person than the Bishop of Durham himself was conducting a service at the nearby church, and proceedings were stopped as the congregation spilled out to gape in awe like the rest of us. He himself confirmed it was a bone-fide miracle. Even the hardened sceptics were hard pressed to pass it off as a natural phenomena - so perfect was it in every detail and lasted for well over half an hour. There is no doubt in my mind that it was indeed Jesus and not just a fluke cloud. I’m not sure why he disguised himself as a monkey riding a motorbike though. Boro Nut

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07-11-2002, 08:38 AM	#2
David Bowden Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Everywhere I go. Yes, even there. Posts: 607	snicker

07-11-2002, 09:01 AM	#3
WJ Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 812	I'm wondering if monkey dung is anthropic? I mean, should human's worship food, or a monkey's ass? Edit; Ohh, I have my answer, I forgot that some countries warship the penis. I'm no longer confused. Great post! [ July 11, 2002: Message edited by: WJ ]</p>

07-16-2002, 03:19 AM	#4
Boro Nut Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Middlesbrough, England Posts: 3,909	I think he came back today. I never actually got to see him on his motorbike again, but there are large exhaust fume tracks right across the sky. That probably means it was him. Boro Nut

07-16-2002, 04:18 AM	#5
WJ Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 812	Apparently, it's not passing the smell test.

07-16-2002, 07:35 AM	#6
Jobar Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: secularcafe.org Posts: 9,525	Are you sure that this miraculous apparition was not the work of the Invisible Pink Unicorn? Off to humor with it, in any case.

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