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Sympathy for the Devil
Fundies sure like to give ol' Satan a bad rap, and it seems as time goes on poor Satan just gets more and more evil attributed to him. But what I've seen of fundie sites shows me that all these grossly perverse, bible-banging, twisted men and women are far more evil than the dear old devil could ever hope to be! Why is that? Doing a quick search on the horny horned one revealed one or two interesting things, and it seems to me that Satan was really about life, not eternal hellfire. God appears to be more about death and hellfire and damnation. So why is Satan considered the evil one and God considered the good one?
Anyway, I threw in a couple of links that I found interesting and wondered what y'all think about the information offered in them. If any of you have any more light you could shed on the dark one, I'd be most grateful. In the meantime: pleased to meet you - hope you guessed my name. <a href="http://personal.monm.edu/johnson_richard_d/finalproject.htm" target="_blank">Jesus/Dionysus & Pan/Satan</a> Quote:
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I've always seen Satan as an advocate of mankind, kind of a Prometheus figure. It's interesting to note that the serpent in Genesis tells the complete truth, as opposed to god who dodges the issues. It's also interesting that Xian mythology is never really clear on why Satan rebelled against god...maybe he had a good reason. In any case, I agree that he's definitely gotten a bad rap overall. The bible is full of awful atrocities, most of which are committed by god, not Satan.
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Satan is good, and fun and without satan we could never advance as an individual or society as a whole because he is the only angel(s) that came down to earth. The rest stayed in heaven and are only good when we overdose on satan (our guardian angels gaurd us from above to indicate that they are watching over us from a distance . . . and hence the idea of free will that we so admire and cherish).
Satan is the cause of the slavery to our senses by which we must distinguish between good and evil, which is good, but maybe not until the very end lest we as much as die with a hardon and never really knew what life was all about. Lunachick, you should by a dildo and leave satan alone. [ November 18, 2002: Message edited by: Amos ]</p> |
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You do realise I don't actually believe in Satan, don't you? I'm looking at this purely from a mythological point of view. Of course, you are right though, Amos - dildo's, at least, are real. I'll check out the sex shops this afternoon. See what I can find. |
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You'd think that if god was completely good, then it would be he who tells the truth, and the serpent who lies. 'Truth' is what fundies say they have a monopoly on, yet they merely parrot untruths, it seems. So far as I can see, Satan seems to have no problem with skin colour, sexual orientation, gender, or anything else that the bible harps on about. God is the one who is full of prejudice, hate and revenge - Satan seems to love us equally and is happy to live and let live (metaphorically speaking, of course). Does anyone have any ideas as to why Satan rebelled against god? Hmmmm... Edit: typos - haven't had my morning coffee yet. [ November 18, 2002: Message edited by: lunachick ]</p> |
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Not only doesn't Satan lie to Adam & Eve, as God does, but he's the one who gives them "free will" by getting them to eat the fruit. Before they eat it they lacked the "knowledge of good and evil" without which there can be no free will.
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The Tree of Knowledge became our conscious mind and the Tree of Life is our subconscious mind. Whenever we become restless the idea to get into trouble again is inspired by the subconscious mind and later planned out in the conscious mind. Therefore the curse that followed: "I will put emnity between your offspring and hers, she [from the TOL] will strike at your head [TOK] while you will strike at his heel [slave to the flesh]." |
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Amos - doesn't that put the root of all evil right back on women? This is what I dislike most about religion. Evil is the curves and sensuality of a woman. Satan is a gal in hotpants. Never mind that the snake looks like a long schlong, not a Fredricks of Hollywood peekaboo brassiere in animal-print satin! No fair!
Echidna - I tried to get one, but they were out of stock. Had to put it on back-order. Edited to remove 'floppy'. Snakes aren't 'floppy'. [ November 18, 2002: Message edited by: lunachick ]</p> |
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