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Writer@Large · 03-31-2003, 04:12 PM

I never believed in things like the Apocolypse, the end of the world, or all that prophetic nonsense. But a sign this clear, this evil, this ... horrible, cannot be ignored.

On April 15th, Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo makes its debut on DVD.

Fear for the children.

--W@L

The_ScareCrow · 03-31-2003, 04:37 PM

:banghead: :banghead:

KoopaFanatic · 03-31-2003, 05:24 PM

*sniff*

I've never been so happy!

trunks2k · 04-01-2003, 10:31 AM

No, I cannot be the end of the world. But rather the glorious coming of our savior. Why? Because April 15th is when 3 Miyazaki Movies come out on DVD in the US.

Ab_Normal · 04-01-2003, 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by trunks2k
No, I cannot be the end of the world. But rather the glorious coming of our savior. Why? Because April 15th is when 3 Miyazaki Movies come out on DVD in the US.

Ooh! Ooh ooh ooh! Now all I need is a DVD player...

Writer@Large · 04-01-2003, 12:49 PM

Yes, but is Miyazaki powerful enough to withstand the DVD Axis of Cheesy Evil? For not only does Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo [tagline: "If you can't beat the system ... break it!"] release on that date, but so does Beat Street ("Taking the beat to the streets!"), *and* Mario Van Peebles' magnum opus Rappin'. I am not making this up. Added on top of that, on April 15th they're unleashing both Lambada (1990 never had it so good) and Salsa on unsuspecting consumers everywhere. It's like a bad dance invasion, and it's all happening on tax day!!!

--W@L

Arvel Joffi · 04-01-2003, 01:09 PM

The battle for the world at the end of times begins in your DVD player.

Ab_Normal · 04-01-2003, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by ArvelJoffi
The battle for the world at the end of times begins in your DVD player.

Won't that leave a bit of mess on the rug?

Arvel Joffi · 04-01-2003, 01:18 PM

Unwittingly, you have revealed your evilo nature, your true alliance. If you were a true believer, a breakdancer, you would not have a rug.

You shall be struck down by the whirling legs of holy justice!

Hot Karl · 04-01-2003, 09:58 PM

*run dmc in the background*

/me spins like a ninja turtle

03-31-2003, 04:12 PM	#1
Writer@Large Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 7,198	The World Will End on April 15th I never believed in things like the Apocolypse, the end of the world, or all that prophetic nonsense. But a sign this clear, this evil, this ... horrible, cannot be ignored. On April 15th, Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo makes its debut on DVD. Fear for the children. --W@L

04-01-2003, 09:58 PM	#10
Hot Karl Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 842	we shall settle this like true warriors! run dmc in the background /me spins like a ninja turtle

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The_ScareCrow Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In thought Posts: 43	:banghead: :banghead:

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KoopaFanatic Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,867	sniff I've never been so happy!

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trunks2k Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 6,997	No, I cannot be the end of the world. But rather the glorious coming of our savior. Why? Because April 15th is when 3 Miyazaki Movies come out on DVD in the US.

04-01-2003, 12:49 PM	#6
Writer@Large Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 7,198	Yes, but is Miyazaki powerful enough to withstand the DVD Axis of Cheesy Evil? For not only does Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo [tagline: "If you can't beat the system ... break it!"] release on that date, but so does Beat Street ("Taking the beat to the streets!"), and Mario Van Peebles' magnum opus Rappin'. I am not making this up. Added on top of that, on April 15th they're unleashing both Lambada (1990 never had it so good) and Salsa on unsuspecting consumers everywhere. It's like a bad dance invasion, and it's all happening on tax day!!! --W@L

04-01-2003, 01:09 PM	#7
Arvel Joffi Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 3,359	The battle for the world at the end of times begins in your DVD player.

04-01-2003, 01:18 PM	#9
Arvel Joffi Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 3,359	Unwittingly, you have revealed your evilo nature, your true alliance. If you were a true believer, a breakdancer, you would not have a rug. You shall be struck down by the whirling legs of holy justice!

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