Corgan Sow

Let us presume you are all sick of attending weddings, dinner functions and etc and you are sick of people thanking some unseen mythical figure for all our blessings on earth. Maybe you would want to do it in a way to show how you really feel about Christianity. One which I recently did in a fundie friend's party:

Oh Lord Jesus, I thank you for this day where you blessed us food, blessed us life, blessed us friends where our infidel heathens will rot in your Wrath forever, and they are all fools to Your love. I thank you for Sept 11 where you brought your justice down on behalf of gays, abortionists, feminists, and people who failed to see your love. Yes Lord, more wrath you bring and the more Love people will see in you and your great sacrifice on earth 2000 years ago. Aye Lord, bless this food and may we cry tears of joy and rejoice if it even means our fellow relatives, our parents, wifes and children, should they not appear in you Book Of Life by the end of time. Amen.

What do you think?

lunachick

I was at a wedding just this weekend, where grace was said in Maori. Quite nice, really.

But as for how I would personally thank Jesus - well, that would all depend on how handsome he is.

Naked Ape

I would be very careful about french kissing someone with a double edged sword where their tongue should be.

Cheers,

Naked Ape

lunatic.retired

I think it is time we started to thank jesus for natural disasters. We talk about how cruel 'mother nature' is when a hurricane or earthquake [or whatever] hits a town and lots of people die. Some surviver gets pulled out of the rubble three days later and every one screams 'it's a miracle, praise the lord'.

So next time some natural disaster hits your town remember to:

Praise the lord!!

dode dooooo.........dode dooooooo