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Jefferson · 04-05-2002, 04:21 PM

God is homosexual for two reasons--not that being homosexual is bad, but according to Christians it goes against God's will...or something like that.
This message stems from the common held belief that God is male.

(1)If God can see everything that is going on--not to mention knows everything that is going on--in the universe that he "created", and he is omnipotent--can do anything--then does that mean he chooses to watch men strip and have sex with women, or masturbate and do all the things that guys do?
(2) If there was nothing before God, and he is omnipotent and the creator of all, then that would imply that homosexuality is the creation and responsibility of God. Therefore God is responsible for the very thing he claims to hate.

...so in conclusion, God is either gay, or not omnipotent--in short, not God.

Samhain · 04-05-2002, 04:28 PM

Heh, just when everyone thought that there are no new and original arguments against the existence of God...

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ju'iblex · 04-05-2002, 05:48 PM

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(1)If God can see everything that is going on--not to mention knows everything that is going on--in the universe that he "created", and he is omnipotent--can do anything--then does that mean he chooses to watch men strip and have sex with women, or masturbate and do all the things that guys do?

i fail to see how that supports your original statement.

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(2) If there was nothing before God, and he is omnipotent and the creator of all, then that would imply that homosexuality is the creation and responsibility of God. Therefore God is responsible for the very thing he claims to hate.

Yes God created evil, but theists would argue that homosexuality is Satans fault. god is responsible for the creation of evil, but does that make him evil.

Im playing Devils advocate here <Gods advocate actually>, so dont think that im disagreeing, i think Hes in denial.

Automaton · 04-05-2002, 07:40 PM

This has been thought of before. Lyrics to Corporate Avenger - Jesus Christ Homosexual:

Quote:

God is good, God is great, I think that he might be gay

Motherfuckin' go

Not saying God is gay, not saying that at all
But if Jesus Christ was God and God created all,
Then Jesus Christ created the homosexual
Then there might be a little fag in us all

JESUS CHRIST HOMOSEXUAL

They say their God Hates Fags, they walk around so pissed
Disguise their hate as love, but have they thought of this
He made us in his own image, now listen to what I say
Then it's a possibility that Jesus Christ was gay

JESUS CHRIST HOMOSEXUAL

Not saying that it's good, not saying that it's right
But could the Virgin Mary have been a hermaphrodite?
She was with child without having a man?
And that's not the only thing that I don't understand

Note: This is not meant to be offensive to homosexuals, just to bigot Fundies.

04-05-2002, 04:21 PM	#1
Jefferson Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: California Posts: 11	Is God Gay? God is homosexual for two reasons--not that being homosexual is bad, but according to Christians it goes against God's will...or something like that. This message stems from the common held belief that God is male. (1)If God can see everything that is going on--not to mention knows everything that is going on--in the universe that he "created", and he is omnipotent--can do anything--then does that mean he chooses to watch men strip and have sex with women, or masturbate and do all the things that guys do? (2) If there was nothing before God, and he is omnipotent and the creator of all, then that would imply that homosexuality is the creation and responsibility of God. Therefore God is responsible for the very thing he claims to hate. ...so in conclusion, God is either gay, or not omnipotent--in short, not God.

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Samhain Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 7,735	Heh, just when everyone thought that there are no new and original arguments against the existence of God... Edit: Oh, by the way <img src="graemlins/notworthy.gif" border="0" alt="[Not Worthy]" /> <img src="graemlins/notworthy.gif" border="0" alt="[Not Worthy]" /> [ April 05, 2002: Message edited by: Samhain ]</p>

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