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10-18-2002, 06:13 PM
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Jesus needs direct mail, you know.
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10-19-2002, 03:38 AM
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Great! Just what I always wanted! Say, do you think they include a handy magnifying glass so I can actually read the %$#@ing thing? Or do they make the print that small on purpose? Hmm...
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10-19-2002, 04:49 AM
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Have you seen the <a href="http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues.html" target="_blank">Jesus sports statues?</a>
Here's the soccer statue: 
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10-19-2002, 05:26 AM
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This one's kinda different. Courtesy of jesusmosaics.com
Sorry folks, as much as you may want this fine item, the <a href="http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=719797254" target="_blank">auction</a> ended a couple of weeks back. As for the description of the item, well, I don't know if I should laugh or cry. |
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10-19-2002, 07:13 AM
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"Here's the soccer statue:"
Oh I give up, that has to be one of the dumbest things I've ever seen 
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10-19-2002, 07:33 AM
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In trouble with the law? In NC, you can consult with "Hunter Bail Bonds...in business with Christ". Actual commercial down here.
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10-19-2002, 07:46 AM
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You guys should check out Ethical Atheist's <a href="http://www.ethicalatheist.com/docs/merchandise_bad.html" target="_blank">Ridiculous Religious Merchandise</a> page.
I actually provided a few links for him. Peace, Janaya BTW, is that little soccer girl about to punch Jesus? |
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10-19-2002, 10:01 AM
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My son said that they had those Jesus sports figurines on Conan O'Brien this week, and they'd added ones with Jesus playing stuff like craps and Windows Solitaire. I am really sorry I missed it.
Also, I saw this thing in a thrift store and had to buy it so I'd be able to keep my eye on it. It had a companion piece that was a little choir boy, which is howcome I know it's a Christian thing.  [ October 19, 2002: Message edited by: lisarea ]</p> |
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10-19-2002, 10:14 AM
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Thats a scary sheep!
I like those madly tacky Catholic things - waving lighty-up Jesuses and stuff 
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10-19-2002, 02:26 PM
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I cracked up when I saw this site:
<a href="http://www.spiritualwear.com/spiritualwearcgi/agape-store.cgi?keywords=fishing&page=index.html&search= yes" target="_blank">Hunting for Jesus, and God's gonna gut us!</a> |
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