RufusAtticus

With my 1000th post I will come out of the closet and admit that I am not nor have I ever been an evolutionist. See I am actually a creationist pretending to be an evolutionist to prove how gullible you saps are. The Evil Atheists Conspiracy will not get me. I shall live the rightous life and join Jesus, Noah, Adam, and Moses when the rapture comes. To prove it I will give you seven questions that aethastic evolutionism can't answer.

1. How does evolutionism explain the ability of goats to eat tin cans?

2. If evolutionism is true, why haven't dogs evolved into plants?

3. Wolves hunt in packs. With what did the first wolve hunt with?

D. If evolutism is true, how was a "apeman" able to be thawed out in Encino?

E. With all the good science showing the truth of Creaion, why do you insist on worshiping Darwin and his religion, evolutionism?

7. Even Charles Darwin admited that he made it all up:
"I confess. I took some bad opium one day and just imagined that the hemaroids on my ass were evolving into barnicles." -- C. Darwin Oregon of the Species.

So do you see how foolish you idiots are. Stop rejecting God and follow me to the truth.

In Jest,

Rufus.

scigirl

Rufus,

You are not going to get out of your moderator duties this early. Get back in the moderator room, now!



scigirl

(woo hoo you finally hit 1000!)

Bill

This thread belongs right there with the reports that the Internet Infidels receive major funding from the Discovery Institute in order to provide the bogymen for them to recruit all those dollars for them to go battle against.....

== Bill