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jess · 01-07-2003, 12:35 PM

wasn't it the cucumber who was looking for his hairbrush?

The series annoys me. They have no hands. How the hell do they move things?!?

LHP Adept · 01-07-2003, 03:10 PM

None of the other movies mentioned can exceed the truly hideous 'Very Bad Things'. I think they could have been a bit more honest and titled it 'Very Bad Movie'. It was billed as a comedy, but I did not laugh once through the whole thing. Blech!

RowleyBirkinQC · 01-07-2003, 04:57 PM

Psyched by the 4-D Witch is definitely the worst movie I have ever seen. It is a choppy, blurry, psychedelic �sexual-witchcraft� trip made by the director, Victor Luminera (who is well known for� NOTHING!). I am proud to say I sat through the entire thing without the use of drugs or paramedics. Psyched is the Mount Everest of bad movies. If it is possible to single out of single film as the one quantifiable worst ever made, this is it. Psyched makes Plan 9 From Outer Space look like Citizen Kane.

Okay, that�s a stretch. Psyched makes Plan 9 from Outer Space look like Next Friday. I truly stand in awe of this film. This is the anti-pinnacle of artistic achievement. Cin�ma v�mit�. If you have ever turned your head to get a look at a car accident, you should watch this movie.

Psyched by the 4-D Witch is available from Something Weird Video on DVD, packaged with the deplorable Monster A-Go Go. The latter film has already been mentioned in this thread in relation to MST3K. I haven�t seen the MiSTied version, but I can tell you that they didn�t have much to work with here. Be sure not to miss the famous walking scene. H.G. Lewis assembled this travesty out of footage from an abandoned Bill Rebane project and new footage he filmed himself. The difference is easy to spot. The footage of the hulking spaceman wandering around the countryside is Rebane�s work. The rest is Lewis� cinematic spackle. The result makes absolutely no sense and features one of the most absurd resolutions in cinema history. These two men are capable of much better than this.

Manos, The Hands of Fate is frequently mentioned as the worst film of all time. I still think it pales in comparison to Psyched by the 4-D Witch. It is indeed highly incompetent, but strangely enjoyable. Manos is so packed full of bad ideas and horrible execution that I find it utterly lovable. It is wonderful to see someone aim so low, and still miss the mark so dramatically. Perhaps I�m just sick.

Azathoth · 01-07-2003, 05:17 PM

Wow.Some more really bad movies.

I suppose I could add Santa Claus vs The Martians to the drek pile.

01-07-2003, 04:57 PM	#163
RowleyBirkinQC Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Washington State Posts: 12	4-D Witch A-Go Go Psyched by the 4-D Witch is definitely the worst movie I have ever seen. It is a choppy, blurry, psychedelic �sexual-witchcraft� trip made by the director, Victor Luminera (who is well known for� NOTHING!). I am proud to say I sat through the entire thing without the use of drugs or paramedics. Psyched is the Mount Everest of bad movies. If it is possible to single out of single film as the one quantifiable worst ever made, this is it. Psyched makes Plan 9 From Outer Space look like Citizen Kane. Okay, that�s a stretch. Psyched makes Plan 9 from Outer Space look like Next Friday. I truly stand in awe of this film. This is the anti-pinnacle of artistic achievement. Cin�ma v�mit�. If you have ever turned your head to get a look at a car accident, you should watch this movie. Psyched by the 4-D Witch is available from Something Weird Video on DVD, packaged with the deplorable Monster A-Go Go. The latter film has already been mentioned in this thread in relation to MST3K. I haven�t seen the MiSTied version, but I can tell you that they didn�t have much to work with here. Be sure not to miss the famous walking scene. H.G. Lewis assembled this travesty out of footage from an abandoned Bill Rebane project and new footage he filmed himself. The difference is easy to spot. The footage of the hulking spaceman wandering around the countryside is Rebane�s work. The rest is Lewis� cinematic spackle. The result makes absolutely no sense and features one of the most absurd resolutions in cinema history. These two men are capable of much better than this. Manos, The Hands of Fate is frequently mentioned as the worst film of all time. I still think it pales in comparison to Psyched by the 4-D Witch. It is indeed highly incompetent, but strangely enjoyable. Manos is so packed full of bad ideas and horrible execution that I find it utterly lovable. It is wonderful to see someone aim so low, and still miss the mark so dramatically. Perhaps I�m just sick.

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01-07-2003, 12:35 PM	#161
jess Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: rationalpagans.com Posts: 7,400	wasn't it the cucumber who was looking for his hairbrush? The series annoys me. They have no hands. How the hell do they move things?!?

01-07-2003, 03:10 PM	#162
LHP Adept Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 42	None of the other movies mentioned can exceed the truly hideous 'Very Bad Things'. I think they could have been a bit more honest and titled it 'Very Bad Movie'. It was billed as a comedy, but I did not laugh once through the whole thing. Blech!

01-07-2003, 05:17 PM	#164
Azathoth Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The centre of infinity Posts: 1,181	Wow.Some more really bad movies. I suppose I could add Santa Claus vs The Martians to the drek pile.

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