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tgamble · 12-27-2002, 04:56 PM

What's the worst movie or movie moment you ever saw? The most implausable action, the corniest dialogue, the most absurd plot.

Just to get this off on a humourous note:

Quote:

"Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) was a well acted, action-packed, exciting, and intelligent movie."
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/click/...ge=1&rid=69622

The one that comes immediately to my mind is Superman flying around the world so fast it spins in the opposite direction which someone makes time go backwards.

Shadownought · 12-27-2002, 05:06 PM

MD Geist. Absolutely awful B-movie.

So awful it was funny, but it was still awful

Grizzly · 12-27-2002, 05:06 PM

this one is easy.

Cobra.

Sylvester Stallone at his bottom. Even worse than that movie about arm wrestling.

Demigawd · 12-27-2002, 05:10 PM

Plan 9 from Outer Space. Ed Wood's enthusiasm coupled with his ineptitude is a terrible thing to behold.

Nikolai · 12-27-2002, 06:01 PM

Jeepers Creepers

TinFoilGrrl · 12-27-2002, 06:08 PM

Red Zone Cuba. Even MiSTed, it was absolute torture to watch.

Demigawd · 12-27-2002, 06:17 PM

TinFoilGrrl sez "Red Zone Cuba. Even MiSTed, it was absolute torture to watch."

Oh, thank you so very much for reminding me of that movie. You just added five more years of therapy to my schedule.

MzNeko · 12-27-2002, 06:41 PM

I've got two for ya...

Wing Commander - forget the money, I want my time back!

Hobgoblins - a movie so bad that not even Mystery Science Theater could make it watchable! What's worse, while watching it, I got the feeling that even Mike and the guys seemed to realize it...

KoopaFanatic · 12-27-2002, 08:29 PM

Armageddon (Although we mocked the animal cracker scene for years to come, I still feel that the studio owes me.)
Being John Malkovich
Brazil ("We're 20 minutes in and I already want this guy dead!")
Buffy the Vampire Slayer ("Holy crap! How did this get turned into a decent TV show?")
Highlander 2
Highlander: Endgame ("Uh, guys...let's make a pact never to talk about this one again.")
Legally Blonde
Mission to Mars
Mortal Kombat
Moulin Rouge ("Hey! I was promised a life-changing cinematic experience! Where's my life-changing cinematic experience?!?!")
Showgirls
Starship Troopers (Yes, I realize it was a parody of uber-patriotism...that's still no excuse.)
This Island Earth (Also not saved by MSTing.)
Titanic (See my quote from Brazil above)
Wind (My favorite sport, and that still couldn't save it!)
Wing Commander

(And I'm sure I've just insulted everybody's favorites...ah well.)

Hedwig · 12-27-2002, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grizzly
this one is easy.

Cobra.

Sylvester Stallone at his bottom. Even worse than that movie about arm wrestling.

Really? I didn't think it was humanly possible to create a worse movie than Over the Top. *shudder*

I'll cast my vote for (I think this is the title) Steel Dawn. What kind of horrible piece of crap film was that?

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12-27-2002, 05:06 PM	#2
Shadownought Regular Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: United States Posts: 209	MD Geist. Absolutely awful B-movie. So awful it was funny, but it was still awful

12-27-2002, 05:06 PM	#3
Grizzly Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 2,936	this one is easy. Cobra. Sylvester Stallone at his bottom. Even worse than that movie about arm wrestling.

12-27-2002, 05:10 PM	#4
Demigawd Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: On a sailing ship to nowhere, leaving any place Posts: 2,254	Plan 9 from Outer Space. Ed Wood's enthusiasm coupled with his ineptitude is a terrible thing to behold.

12-27-2002, 06:01 PM	#5
Nikolai Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Richmond, Virginia Posts: 422	Jeepers Creepers

12-27-2002, 06:08 PM	#6
TinFoilGrrl Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Tatooine Posts: 43	Red Zone Cuba. Even MiSTed, it was absolute torture to watch.

12-27-2002, 06:17 PM	#7
Demigawd Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: On a sailing ship to nowhere, leaving any place Posts: 2,254	TinFoilGrrl sez "Red Zone Cuba. Even MiSTed, it was absolute torture to watch." Oh, thank you so very much for reminding me of that movie. You just added five more years of therapy to my schedule.

12-27-2002, 06:41 PM	#8
MzNeko Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Long Beach, California Posts: 1,127	I've got two for ya... Wing Commander - forget the money, I want my time back! Hobgoblins - a movie so bad that not even Mystery Science Theater could make it watchable! What's worse, while watching it, I got the feeling that even Mike and the guys seemed to realize it...

12-27-2002, 08:29 PM	#9
KoopaFanatic Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,867	Armageddon (Although we mocked the animal cracker scene for years to come, I still feel that the studio owes me.) Being John Malkovich Brazil ("We're 20 minutes in and I already want this guy dead!") Buffy the Vampire Slayer ("Holy crap! How did this get turned into a decent TV show?") Highlander 2 Highlander: Endgame ("Uh, guys...let's make a pact never to talk about this one again.") Legally Blonde Mission to Mars Mortal Kombat Moulin Rouge ("Hey! I was promised a life-changing cinematic experience! Where's my life-changing cinematic experience?!?!") Showgirls Starship Troopers (Yes, I realize it was a parody of uber-patriotism...that's still no excuse.) This Island Earth (Also not saved by MSTing.) Titanic (See my quote from Brazil above) Wind (My favorite sport, and that still couldn't save it!) Wing Commander (And I'm sure I've just insulted everybody's favorites...ah well.)

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