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mikester · 03-31-2003, 02:42 PM

seeing as how it hasnt been mentioned, i remember this one:

Q: what kind of bees make milk?

A: Boobies.

:notworthy

mike_decock · 03-31-2003, 02:51 PM

Can't remember if this was Elementary or Middle School, but it's still my favorite today:

A bear and a rabbit were out in the forest taking a shit.
The bear asked the rabbit:
"Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit replied:
"Nope."
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

-Mike...

Buddrow_Wilson · 03-31-2003, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Fanny is British slang for the female genitalia. Which is why Americans get looked at funny when they refer to their fanny in public in the UK (particularly if they are men...)

I will definately keep that in mind.

ody · 03-31-2003, 05:29 PM

I always heard "Bend over and spell 'run'"

(Just try it)

or

Why do elephants were red shoes?
To hide in cherry trees.

Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
(no)
See, it works!

Never saw this in tasteless jokes, but when the challenger blew up we had:

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts--I forget how old I was, but I must have had a sick mind.

BrotherMan · 03-31-2003, 06:51 PM

Friend: Guess what?

You: What?

Friend: Chicken butt.

(No idea why it's funny. It just is.)

mikester · 03-31-2003, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrotherMan
Friend: Guess what?

You: What?

Friend: Chicken butt.

(No idea why it's funny. It just is.)

reminds me of the hybrid:

guess who?

chicken poo.

EDIT: OR THIS CLASSIC

friend: who was that?
me: joe
friend: joe who?
me: JOE MAMA, BITCH!!!! AHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHA

and so on...

Ensign Steve · 03-31-2003, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrotherMan
Friend: Guess what?

You: What?

Friend: Chicken butt.

(No idea why it's funny. It just is.)

Guess why?

Chicken Thigh!

or

Guess why?

Cuz your butt's dry!

I thought this was funny because ... ?

MJones · 03-31-2003, 10:08 PM

How about the "Up Your Nose with a Rubber Hose!" variety?

Up your ass with broken glass!
up your butt with a coconut!
....And so on and so forth. There are more.

Dirty Dog

Chicken Girl · 03-31-2003, 11:01 PM

Guess where?

Chicken underwear!

Buddrow_Wilson · 04-01-2003, 10:45 AM

Or the classic:

Person 1: Guess what.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: That's what.

03-31-2003, 05:29 PM	#34
ody Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Athens, Ohio, USA Posts: 16	those were the days... I always heard "Bend over and spell 'run'" (Just try it) or Why do elephants were red shoes? To hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? (no) See, it works! Never saw this in tasteless jokes, but when the challenger blew up we had: What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts--I forget how old I was, but I must have had a sick mind.

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03-31-2003, 02:42 PM	#31
mikester Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 813	seeing as how it hasnt been mentioned, i remember this one: Q: what kind of bees make milk? A: Boobies. :notworthy

03-31-2003, 02:51 PM	#32
mike_decock Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Posts: 1,505	Can't remember if this was Elementary or Middle School, but it's still my favorite today: A bear and a rabbit were out in the forest taking a shit. The bear asked the rabbit: "Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replied: "Nope." So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. -Mike...

03-31-2003, 06:51 PM	#35
BrotherMan Regular Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: City of Dis Posts: 496	Friend: Guess what? You: What? Friend: Chicken butt. (No idea why it's funny. It just is.)

03-31-2003, 10:08 PM	#38
MJones Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Lincoln, AL Posts: 1,048	How about the "Up Your Nose with a Rubber Hose!" variety? Up your ass with broken glass! up your butt with a coconut! ....And so on and so forth. There are more. Dirty Dog

03-31-2003, 11:01 PM	#39
Chicken Girl Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: nowhere Posts: 6,549	Guess where? Chicken underwear!

04-01-2003, 10:45 AM	#40
Buddrow_Wilson Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Arkansas Posts: 1,589	Or the classic: Person 1: Guess what. Person 2: What? Person 1: That's what.

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