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03-27-2003, 05:18 PM
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Favorite Elementary Playground Joke
I was ruminating about the silly jokes kids tell each other, and recalled my all time favorite...
Q: What's white, sticky and falls from the sky? A: The coming of the lord. Anyone else? |
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03-27-2003, 07:07 PM
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well i went to a french school, so this makes sense to anyone who speaks it:
Q: Qu'est-ce que les eskimos mangent? A: La Ouate de Phoque see, when you say this out loud in the classroom it sounds like you're saying "WHAT THE FUCK" in english. it pissed off every teacher in the place. 
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03-27-2003, 08:41 PM
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03-27-2003, 08:55 PM
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Well, Google translates it as:
Q: What do the eskimos eat? A: Wadding of Seal I think you can get the point. |
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03-28-2003, 06:40 AM
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Q: What's brown & sticky?
A: A stick Q: What's 3 shades of brown & falls off walls? A: Humpty Mars Bar  TW |
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03-28-2003, 07:03 AM
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Q: Why is Peter Pan green?
A: You'd be green too if somebody hit your peter with a pan! AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Ahhh.... <sigh> Ok, it was funny way back then... Dirty Dog |
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03-28-2003, 08:57 AM
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- What's blue, hangs from the ceiling and jingles?
- I don't know. - A hedgehog. - But hedgehogs aren't blue! - Well, somebody might have painted it. - And they don't hang from the ceiling. - Well, somebody might have hanged it there. - And they don't jingle! - Well, somebody might have given it a bell. :banghead: |
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03-28-2003, 09:29 AM
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What's red, white, and blue and swings?
A smurf on a meathook. |
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03-28-2003, 10:05 AM
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03-28-2003, 02:22 PM
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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall... A Mars Bar is a chocolate candy bar (Mars makes such confections as Milky Way, Snickers, M&Ms). Just remember: It's a children's joke. A bad one at that. |
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