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BolshyFaker · 07-04-2003, 12:43 PM

Well, if this isn't absolute one hundred percent proof of the existence of God, I don't know what is. Hell, last week he sent us a picture of the Virgin Mary in a sealant leak on a window, and now he's electrocuting preachers!

God does the funniest things

But does this prove its Yahweh and co's travelling circus up there, or could God actually be Zeus?

Shadowy Man · 07-04-2003, 12:48 PM

Quote:

"He was asking for a sign and he got one."

EGGO · 07-04-2003, 01:00 PM

What's usually on top of a steeple again?

TiredJim · 07-04-2003, 01:30 PM

Best Part: Afterwards services resumed, however churchgoers realised after 20 minutes that the building was on fire and evacuated

Also, God charging $20,000 per visit seems a bit steep.

T. E. Lords · 07-04-2003, 02:28 PM

If it was god he was probably just trying to get the guy to shut the fuck up.

Philosoft · 07-04-2003, 08:50 PM

I'm skeptical of the philosophical merit of this topic. Off to ~Elsewhere~...

NonHomogenized · 07-04-2003, 08:52 PM

Not to ruin all the humorous speculation, but with all the times that lightning strikes the world each day, and all the times that preachers call out to god during church services, I'm really quite astonished that this sort of thing doesn't happen a lot more often. It would certainly make attending church a lot more likely to be entertaining.

Ronin · 07-04-2003, 11:20 PM

I'm reminded of this one from last year ~

Heavenly Love

View Poll Results: This whole lightning bolt thing was...
a sign!	4	11.76%
a miracle!	2	5.88%
I'd answer but I'm too busy rapturing myself with the Holy Spirit	0	0%
just some random fucking bit of static electricity	28	82.35%
Voters: 34. You may not vote on this poll

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BolshyFaker Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: London, England, UK, Europe, Planet Earth Posts: 2,394	See, God is listening... Well, if this isn't absolute one hundred percent proof of the existence of God, I don't know what is. Hell, last week he sent us a picture of the Virgin Mary in a sealant leak on a window, and now he's electrocuting preachers! God does the funniest things But does this prove its Yahweh and co's travelling circus up there, or could God actually be Zeus?

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07-04-2003, 01:00 PM	#3
EGGO Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Amerrka Posts: 688	What's usually on top of a steeple again?

07-04-2003, 01:30 PM	#4
TiredJim Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: here, sometimes there Posts: 71	Best Part: Afterwards services resumed, however churchgoers realised after 20 minutes that the building was on fire and evacuated Also, God charging $20,000 per visit seems a bit steep.

07-04-2003, 02:28 PM	#5
T. E. Lords Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: El Paso Tx Posts: 66	If it was god he was probably just trying to get the guy to shut the fuck up.

07-04-2003, 08:50 PM	#6
Philosoft Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Southeast of disorder Posts: 6,829	I'm skeptical of the philosophical merit of this topic. Off to ~Elsewhere~...

07-04-2003, 08:52 PM	#7
NonHomogenized Veteran Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: no longer at IIDB Posts: 1,644	Not to ruin all the humorous speculation, but with all the times that lightning strikes the world each day, and all the times that preachers call out to god during church services, I'm really quite astonished that this sort of thing doesn't happen a lot more often. It would certainly make attending church a lot more likely to be entertaining.

07-04-2003, 11:20 PM	#8
Ronin Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Mississippi Posts: 5,047	I'm reminded of this one from last year ~ Heavenly Love

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