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Pyrrho · 07-03-2003, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by Dr Rick
The defendant will enter a plea of "not guilty" by reason of insanity.

Indeed, there is substantial evidence for that claim:

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/contra.html

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/injustices.html

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/absurdities.htm

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/cruelty.html

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/intolerance.html

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/prophecy.html

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/science.html

Read the materials at the above links, and you'll see plenty of evidence of insanity. No sane individual would say all of that under the circumstances supposed in the Bible.

Kthulhu · 07-03-2003, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by Groovy Cosmic Monkey
If it please the Court, my name is Groovy Cosmic Monkey and I appear as Senior Counsel for the defendant. With respect, Your Honour, the "courts of Humanity" have no jurisdiction to try the named defendant.

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Originally posted by Groovy Cosmic Monkey
Would the Court kindly bring to my attention any Constitutional provisions, legislation, or precedents that indicate this Court has jurisdiction to "hold God accountable" for his actions?

Precedence has been set. If all else fails we can just move the trial to Belgium

~The Thing That Should Not Be

LogicMage · 07-03-2003, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by winstonjen
If it please the court, I propose that if found guilty, Yahweh resurrects all the innocents he slaughtered through the ages. As the victims and afflicted, they should be the judges and administrators of punishment.

This would be acceptable to this court

LogicMage · 07-03-2003, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pyrrho
Indeed, there is substantial evidence for that claim:

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/contra.html

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/injustices.html

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/absurdities.htm

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/cruelty.html

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/intolerance.html

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/prophecy.html

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/science.html

Read the materials at the above links, and you'll see plenty of evidence of insanity. No sane individual would say all of that under the circumstances supposed in the Bible.

Correct, but the legal definition of insanity is such that, one must only know right from wrong to be considered sane. The defendant, clearly knows the difference...but simply doesnt care.

paul30 · 07-03-2003, 04:00 PM

News Flash!

Yahweh has just announced he is cutting off military aid to all countries that recognize this court--which He emphatically does NOT recognize. Nor is there any extradition treaty with Heaven.

Further, Yahweh has submitted several notarized statements from physicians saying (a) He is too ill to stand trial and (b) He is mentally incompetent to stand trial.

In addition, Yahweh further alleges that He was only following orders. He had set up immutable natural laws at the Beginning which even He could not deflect.

Last, the Defendant claims He was under undue mental and spiritual stress from a diet consisting entirely of Twinkies and Coke.

Reporting live from the Pearly Gates, this is Paul30.

LogicMage · 07-03-2003, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by paul30
News Flash!

Yahweh has just announced he is cutting off military aid to all countries that recognize this court--which He emphatically does NOT recognize. Nor is there any extradition treaty with Heaven.

Further, Yahweh has submitted several notarized statements from physicians saying (a) He is too ill to stand trial and (b) He is mentally incompetent to stand trial.

In addition, Yahweh further alleges that He was only following orders. He had set up immutable natural laws at the Beginning which even He could not deflect.

Last, the Defendant claims He was under undue mental and spiritual stress from a diet consisting entirely of Twinkies and Coke.

Reporting live from the Pearly Gates, this is Paul30.

So he is cutting off militay aid to all countries?

He is an omnipotent being, he is not to ill to stand trial. He could. Nor is he incompetant to stand trial. Scizophrenics are competant to stand trial...so is God.

And he violated thos natural laws o a regular basis, motion for dismissal denied

Mageth · 07-03-2003, 04:46 PM

The defendant's lawyers have filed a new motion for dismissal, as trying the defendant on these charges would be subjecting him to double jeopardy. He's already been executed once, after all.

winstonjen · 07-03-2003, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by Mageth
The defendant's lawyers have filed a new motion for dismissal, as trying the defendant on these charges would be subjecting him to double jeopardy. He's already been executed once, after all.

DENIED! He was supposedly 'innocent', after all, and avoided any 'justice' by coming back to life.

LogicMage · 07-03-2003, 05:02 PM

He was not tried for these same crimes. Motion to dismiss denied.

winstonjen · 07-03-2003, 05:22 PM

Since there is so much evidence against the defendant, and the special nature of the court, I propose a 'guilty until proven innocent' stance in this case.

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07-03-2003, 04:00 PM	#25
paul30 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Atlanta, GA USA Posts: 870	News Flash! Yahweh has just announced he is cutting off military aid to all countries that recognize this court--which He emphatically does NOT recognize. Nor is there any extradition treaty with Heaven. Further, Yahweh has submitted several notarized statements from physicians saying (a) He is too ill to stand trial and (b) He is mentally incompetent to stand trial. In addition, Yahweh further alleges that He was only following orders. He had set up immutable natural laws at the Beginning which even He could not deflect. Last, the Defendant claims He was under undue mental and spiritual stress from a diet consisting entirely of Twinkies and Coke. Reporting live from the Pearly Gates, this is Paul30.

07-03-2003, 04:46 PM	#27
Mageth Contributor Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in the heart of mother-lovin' Texas Posts: 29,689	The defendant's lawyers have filed a new motion for dismissal, as trying the defendant on these charges would be subjecting him to double jeopardy. He's already been executed once, after all.

07-03-2003, 05:02 PM	#29
LogicMage Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Deep within the recesses of a twisted mind Posts: 74	He was not tried for these same crimes. Motion to dismiss denied.

07-03-2003, 05:22 PM	#30
winstonjen Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 3,425	Since there is so much evidence against the defendant, and the special nature of the court, I propose a 'guilty until proven innocent' stance in this case.

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