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The Court is now in Session!
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The purpose of this prosecution is to find the defendant, an entity by the name of Jahweh, guilty of mass murder and other crimes to a degree not ever seen before in the courts of Humanity. This prosecution will use his word, a book titled "Holy Bible" as a confession when it applies to murder, and book of perversions as it applies to the spreading of unsavoury materials to children. For this purpose, the murders will be counted as he has listed in the Bible, while the unsavoury materials will count as being listed each time mentioned, while multiplied by number of children given to. This is estimated at some three billion. Hate speech is given this multiplier as well. At various points in his confession he states murder of cities - as a number cannot be provided, we will state a charge of genocide. Also, assorted plague weapons have been loosed by this madman, and will count as crimes against Humanity. Where orders are given to repression, it will be called as hate speech. All prophets in this book are considered inspired by Jahweh. Finally, the book of Revelation will be used as his conspiricy to murder. It is the intent of this prosecution to find the guilty of all charges, but not to find every charge he is guilty of. His confession is far too extensive for one hearing. The charges of murder. Genesis 6:7. - Genocide Genesis 19:24 - Genocide Genesis 38:7 - 1st degree murder. Genesis 38:10 - 1st degree murder. Exodus 7:19 - Crime against Humanity. Exodus 9:6 - Crime against Humanity. Exodus 9:9 - Crime against Humanity. Exodus 9:19 - Crime against Humanity. Exodus 11:5 - Genocide Exodus 17:14 - Genocide Exodus 32:27 - Genocide Exodus 32:35 - Crime against Humanity Leviticus 10:1-2 - 1st degree murder, 2 counts Numbers 3:4 - 1st degree murder, 2 counts Numbers 11:1 - Genocide Numbers 11:13 - Crime against Humanity. Numbers 16:20-49 - Genocide Numbers 16:41-50 - Crime against Humanity Numbers 21:3 - Genocide Numbers 21:6 - Crime against Humanity Numbers 21:34-35 - Genocide Numbers 25:1-5 - Genocide Numbers 25:69 - Crime against Humanity Numbers 26:10 - Genocide Numbers 31:7 - Genocide Numbers 31:18 - Crime against Humanity Numbers 33:4 - Genocide Deuteronomy 2:21-22 - Genocide Deuteronomy 2:30 - Genocide Deuteronomy 2:33-36 - Genocide Deuteronomy 3:3,6 - Genocide Deuteronomy 4:3 - Genocide Deuteronomy 7:2 - Genocide Deuteronomy 7:16 - Genocide Deuteronomy 7:20-23 - Crime against Humanity Deuteronomy 25:19 - Genocide Joshua 6:7 - Genocide Joshua 7:16-24 - Genocide Joshua 8:8 - Genocide Joshua 10:10 - Genocide Joshua 10:11 - Crime against Humanity Joshua 7:24-16 - Genocide Joshua 11:6-17 - Genocide Joshua 11:20 - Genocide Judges 1:2-7 - Genocide Judges 1:17, 19 - Genocide Judges 3:15-22 - 1st degree murder Judges 3:28-29 - Genocide Judges 4:15-16 - Genocide Judges 11:21 - Genocide Judges 11:33 - Genocide Judges 12:6 - Genocide Judges 16:28-30 - Genocide Judges 20:37 - Genocide 1 Samuel 5:9 - Genocide 1 Samuel 6:19 - Genocide 1 Samuel 15:2-3 - Genocide 1 Samuel 23:4-5 - Genocide 1 Samuel 25:38 - 1st degree murder 2 Samuel 5:19 - Genocide 2 Samuel 6:7 - 1st degree murder 2 Samuel 12:18 - 1st degree murder 2 Samuel 21:1 - Crime against Humanity 2 Samuel 24:13 - Crime against Humanity 1 Kings 20:28-30 - Genocide 1 Kings 20:35 - 1st degree murder 2 Kings 2:23-24 - 1st degree murder, 42 counts 2 Kings 3:19-25 - Genocide 2 Kings 6:18 - Crime against Humanity 2 Kings 8:1 - Crime against Humanity 2 Kings 15:5 - Crime against Humanity 2 Kings 17:25-26 - Genocide 2 Kings 19:35 - Genocide 2 Kings 23:20 - Genocide 1 Chronicles 2:3 - 1st degree murder 1 Chronicles 13:9-10 - 1st degree murder 1 Chronicles 21:7 - Genocide 2 Chronicles 13:15-20 - Genocide 2 Chronicles 14:8-14 - Genocide 2 Chronicles 15:6 - Genocide 2 Chronicles 25:12 - Genocide 2 Chronicles 36:16-17 - Genocide Job 1:19 - Crime against Humanity Isaiah 37:36 - Genocide Jeremiah 2:30 - Genocide Jeremiah 4:25-26 - Genocide Jeremiah 5:3 - Crime against Humanity Jeremiah 28:16-16 - 1st degree murder Jeremiah 33:5 - Genocide Jeremiah 50:21 - Genocide Jeremiah 50:27-30 - Genocide Lamentations 1:15 - Genocide Lamentations 4:10-11 - Crime against Humanity Ezekiel 9:4-10 - Genocide Ezekiel 22:31 - Genocide Ezekiel 24: 15-18 - 1st degree murder Amos 2:9 - Genocide Amos 4:10 - Genocide Obidiah 1:9 - Genocide Nahum 1:5 - Crime against Humanity Zepheniah 3:6 - Genocide Luke 1:20 - Crime against Humanity Acts 5:5 - 1st degree murder Acts 5:10 - 1st degree murder Acts 12:23 - 1st degree murder Acts 13:8-11 - Crime against Humanity Revelation 2:23 - Conspiricy to Genocide Revelation 6:4 - Conspiricy to Genocide Revelation 6:8 - Conspiricy to Genocide Revelation 8:7-13 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity Revelation 9:4-6 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity Revelation 9:15-19 - Conspiricy to Genocide Revelation 11:13 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity Revelation 14:10-11 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity Revelation 14:19 - Conspiricy to Genocide Revelation 16:2 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity Revelation 16:3 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity Revelation 16:4 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity Revelation 16:8 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity Revelation 16:10 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity Revelation 16:12 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity Revelation 16:17 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity Revelation 18:8 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity Revelation 19:20 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity Revelation 20:9-10 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity Revelation 20:15 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity revelation 21:8 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity Cruelty to Animals Genesis 6:7 Exodus 20:24 Exodus 29:11-37 Exodus 29:36-39 Leviticus Chapters 1 - 9 Leviticus 5:8-9 Leviticus 7:1-6 Leviticus 7:18-27 Leviticus 7:30-36 Leviticus 8:14-32 Leviticus 9:8-21 Leviticus 14:2-32 Leviticus 16:6-28 Leviticus 22:12-14, 18 Numbers 15:3 Numbers 15:13-14 Numbers 15:24 Numbers 18:17-19 Deuteronomy 21:1-8 Deuteronomy 28:31 Joshua 6:21 Joshua 8:31 Judges 14:5-8 Judges 15:4-8 1 Samuel 11:6-7 1 Samuel 15:2-3 1 Kings 8:5 1 Kings 8:63 Jeremiah 7:20 Jeremiah 50:27-30 Haggai 2:22 Zecheriah 12:4 Zechariah 14:15 Mathew 8:32 Mark 5:12-13 Luke 8:27-37 Hebrews 9:13-14, 22 Hebrews 12:20 Revelation 16:3 Hate Speech (each verse said 3 billion times) Exodus 21:15 Exodus 21:24 Exodus 21:29 Exodus 22:18 Exodus 22:20 Exodus 22:24 Exodus 23:27 Exodus 30:21 Exodus 31:14 Exodus 35:2-3 Leviticus 10:6-9 Leviticus 18:25 Leviticus 20:2-5 Leviticus 20:9 Leviticus 20:10 Leviticus 20:11 Leviticus 20:12 Leviticus 20:13 Leviticus 20:14 Leviticus 20:15-16 Leviticus 20:27 Leviticus 21:9 Leviticus 23:29-30 Leviticus 24:14-23 Leviticus 26:7-8 Leviticus 26:16-39 Leviticus 27:28-29 Numbers 1:51 Numbers 3:10 Numbers 3:38 Numbers 4:15 Numbers 4:20 Numbers 14:12 Numbers 14:29 Numbers 18:3 Numbers 18:7 Numbers 18:22 Numbers 18:32 Numbers 19:1-22 Numbers 23:24 Numbers 24:8 Numbers 25:16-17 Numbers 35:33 Deuteronomy 6:15 Deuteronomy 7:4 Deuteronomy 7:10 Deuteronomy 9:3 Deuteronomy 12:27 Deuteronomy 13:1-5 Deuteronomy 13:6-10 Deuteronomy 13:12-16 Deuteronomy 17:2-7 Deuteronomy 17:12-13 Deuteronomy 18:20 Deuteronomy 19:11-13 Deuteronomy 19:18-21 Deuteronomy 20:13 Deuteronomy 20:16 Deuteronomy 21:18-21 Deuteronomy 21:22 Deuteronomy 22:13-21 Deuteronomy 22:22 Deuteronomy 25:11-12 Deuteronomy 28:18 Deuteronomy 28:20-22 Deuteronomy 28:27-28 Deuteronomy 28:36-40 Deuteronomy 28:41 Deuteronomy 28:48-49 Deuteronomy 28:50-52 Deuteronomy 28:53-55 Deuteronomy 28:56-57 Deuteronomy 28:68 Deuteronomy 29:20 Deuteronomy 30:7 Deuteronomy 32:21-26 Deuteronomy 32:35 Deuteronomy 32:39-43 Joshua 6:26 Joshua 7:15 Joshua 9:21-27 Joshua 10:19 Joshua 24:19-20 Judges 5:31 Judges 11:24 1 Samuel 2:10 1 Samuel 2:31-34 1 Samuel 11:2 1 Kings 15:29 1 Kings 16:4 2 Kings 9:10 2 Kings 9:37 2 Chronicles 15:13 2 Chronicles 21:14-19 Psalms 2:8 Psalms 50:22 Psalms 52:5-7 Psalms 59:8 Psalms 68:21 Psalms 110:6 Proverbs 13:24 Proverbs 19:18 Proverbs 20:30 Proverbs 22:15 Proverbs 23:13-14 Proverbs 26:3 Proverbs 29:15 Proverbs 29:19 Isaiah 8:9 Isaiah 9:19-20 Isaiah 11:4 Isaiah 13:6-9 Isaiah 13:15-18 Isaiah 14:21 Isaiah 19:2-4 Isaiah 34:2-3 Isaiah 34:5-8 Isaiah 42:13 Isaiah 47:13-14 Isaiah 49:26 Isaiah 62:2-6 Isaiah 66:16 Isaiah 66:24 Jeremiah 4:4 Jeremiah 4:6-7 Jeremiah 5:6 Jeremiah 5:15-17 Jeremiah 6:11-12 Jeremiah 6:21 Jeremiah 6:22-23 Jeremiah 7:20 Jeremiah 7:33 Jeremiah 8:2 Jeremiah 9:15-16 Jeremiah 9:21-22 Jeremiah 9:25-26 Jeremiah 11:11 Jeremiah 11:14 Jeremiah 11:22 Jeremiah 12:3 Jeremiah 12:12 Jeremiah 12:17 Jeremiah 13:13 Jeremiah 14:12 Jeremiah 14:15-16 Jeremiah 15:2-4 Jeremiah 15:7-9 Jeremiah 15:14 Jeremiah 16:3-7 Jeremiah 16:10-11 Jeremiah 17:28 Jeremiah 18:11 Jeremiah 18:21 Jeremiah 19:3 Jeremiah 19:7-9 Jeremiah 19:11-13 Jeremiah 21:4-6 Jeremiah 21:7 Jeremiah 21:9-13 Jeremiah 22:25-30 Jeremiah 24:10 Jeremiah 25:26 Jeremiah 25:31-33 Jeremiah 25:37-38 Jeremiah 27:8 Jeremiah 29:17-18 Jeremiah 29:21-22 Jeremiah 30:23 Jeremiah 34:17-20 Jeremiah 45:15-18 Jeremiah 44:6 Jeremiah 44:11-13 Jeremiah 45:5 Jeremiah 46:10 Jeremiah 47:2-4 Jeremiah 48:8 Jeremiah 48:10 Jeremiah 48:42-47 Jeremiah 49:2 Jeremiah 49:17 Jeremiah 49:37 Jeremiah 50:32 Jeremiah 50:37 Jeremiah 51:21 Jeremiah 51:39-40 Ezekiel 5:10 Ezekiel 5:11-17 Ezekiel 6:4-5 Ezekiel 6:7-14 Ezekiel 7:3-9 Ezekiel 7:13-28 Ezekiel 8:18 Ezekiel 14:8, 9, 15 Ezekiel 21:3-5 Ezekiel 21:8-17 Ezekiel 21:31-32 Ezekiel 20:20-22 Ezekiel 24:3-14 Ezekiel 25:7 Ezekiel 26:6 Ezekiel 26:7 Ezekiel 28:10 Ezekiel 28:22 Ezekiel 29:2-5 Ezekiel 29:11 Ezekiel 30:8-26 Ezekiel 32:3-6 Ezekiel 32:21-32 Ezekiel 33:27-29 Ezekiel 35:3-15 Ezekiel 38:21-23 Ezekiel 39:17-20 Hosea 5:14 Hosea 7:13 Hosea 7:16 Hosea 8:14 Hosea 9:11 Hosea 9:14 Hosea 9:16 Hosea 10:14 Hosea 12:14 Hosea 13:7-8 Hosea 13:16 Amos 1:4-2:2 Amos 2:3 Amos 5:3-6 Amos 7:1-2 Amos 7:4 Amos 7:9-11 Amos 8:3, 8, 10 Amos 9:1-4 Amos 9:8-10 Micah 3:2-3 Micah 5:6-15 Nahum 2:13 Nahum 3:3 Nahum 3:15 Nahum 3:19 Zepheniah 1:2-3 Zepheniah 1:17 Zepheniah 2:5 Zepheniah 2:9 Zepheniah 2:12 Zepheniah 3:8 Zechariah 11:6 Zechariah 11:9 Zechariah 11:17 Zechariah 12:4 Zechariah 13:3 Zechariah 14:2 Zechariah 14:12 Zechariah 14:13 Zechariah 14:18 Malachi 4:1 Malachi 4:3 Malachi 4:6 Mathew 3:10, 12 Mathew 5:17 Mathew 5:29-30 Mathew 7:13-14 Mathew 8:12 Mathew 10:14 Mathew 10:28 Mathew 11:20-24 Mathew 13:41-42,50 Mathew 15:4-7 Mathew 18:8-9 Mathew 24:37 Mathew 24:50-51 Mathew 25:30 Mathew 25:41 Mathew 25:46 Mark 3:29 Mark 6:11 Mark 7:9-13 Mark 9:43-49 Mark 16:16 Luke 3:9 Luke 3:17 Luke 10:10-15 Luke 12:5 Luke 12:46-47 Luke 19:27 John 5:14 John 15:6 Acts 3:23 Romans 1:31-32 Epheisans 1:4-5, 11 2 Thessalonians 1:7-9 2 Thessalonians 2:8 2 Thessalonians 2:11-12 Hebrews 10:28-29 James 2:13 1 Peter 4:19 2 Peter 3:7 Jude 1:4 Jude 1:5 Pornography (each verse said 3 billion times) Genesis 4:1 Genesis 4:14 Genesis 4:25 Genesis 6:4 Genesis 9:20-25 Genesis 12:15 Genesis 16:1-4 Genesis 17:10-11, 23-24 Genesis 19:8 Genesis 19:30-38 Genesis 21:1-2 Genesis 24:2,9 Genesis 24:16 Genesis 26:8 Genesis 29:21-30 Genesis 30:1-4 Genesis 30:15-16 Genesis 34:1-31 Genesis 35:22 Genesis 38:2-4 Genesis 38:8-10 Genesis 38:13-18 Genesis 38:24 Genesis 39:7-18 Genesis 49:4 Exodus 4:24 Exodus 19:15 Exodus 20:26 Exodus 22:19 Exodus 32:1-35 Exodus 34:16 Leviticus 15:2-15 Leviticus 15:16-18, 32 Leviticus 18:6-18, 20 Leviticus 18:19 Leviticus 18:23 Leviticus 20:5 Leviticus 20:6 Leviticus 20:14 Leviticus 20:15 Leviticus 20:17. 19-21 Leviticus 21:15 Leviticus 21:20 Leviticus 22:3-5 Deuteronomy 21:11-14 Deuteronomy 22:13-21 Deuteronomy 22:22 Deuteronomy 22:23-24 Deuteronomy 22:28 Deuteronomy 22:29 Deuteronomy 23:1 Deuteronomy 23:10 Deuteronomy 25:5-10 Deuteronomy 25:11-12 Deuteronomy 27:20 Deuteronomy 27:21 Deuteronomy 27:22 Deuteronomy 27:23 Deuteronomy 28:30 Joshua 2:1 Joshua 5:2-3 Judges 5:30 Judges 14:1-3 Judges 16:1 Judges 19:22-30 Ruth 3:3-4 Ruth 3:6-9 Ruth 3:11-14 Ruth 4:13 1 Samuel 1:19-20 1 Samuel 2:21 1 Samuel 2:22 1 Samuel 18:25-27 1 Samuel 19:24 1 Samuel 21:4-5 2 Samuel 3:14 2 Samuel 6:14, 20-22 2 Samuel 11:2-5 2 Samuel 12:11-12 2 Samuel 12:24 2 Samuel 16:21-22 2 Samuel 20:3 1 Kings 1:1-4 1 Kings 11:1-3 1 Chronicles 9:4 Esther 2:2-4 Esther 2:8-9, 12-17 Esther 2:9-12 Proverbs 5:18 Proverbs 7:18 Proverbs 20:27 Song of Solomon 1:2 Song of Solomon 1:13 Song of Solomon 2:3 Song of Solomon 2:6 Song of Solomon 3:4-5 Song of Solomon 4:5 Song of Solomon 5:4 Song of Solomon 5:5-6 Song of Solomon 7:1-13 Song of Solomon 7:6-8 Song of Solomon 7:12 Song of Solomon 8:3 Song of Solomon 8:8-10 Isaiah 3:16-17 Isaiah 8:3 Isaiah 20:2-5 Isaiah 23:17-18 Isaiah 32:6 Jeremiah 3:1 Jeremiah 3:2 Jeremiah 3:6 Jeremiah 3:9 Jeremiah 3:13 Jeremiah 5:8 Jeremiah 13:26-27 Lamentations 1:8-10 Lamentations 1:10 Ezekiel 16:6-41 Ezekiel 16:26 Ezekiel 22:1-16 Ezekiel 23:1-49 Ezekiel 23:20 Ezekiel 29:7-9 Hosea 2:2-3 Hosea 2:10 Hosea 3:1 Hosea 9:1 Amos 2:7 Amos 2:16 Nahum 3:4-6 Matthew 19:12 Mark 14:51-52 Romans 1:26-28 1 Corinthians 5:1-5 1 Corinthians 6:15-16 1 Corinthians 7:5 1 Corinthians 7:29 1 Thessalonians 4:4 Revelation 2:20 Revelation 2:22 Revelation 14:8 Revelation 16:15 Revelation 17:1-16 Revelation 18:3 Revelation 18:9 If found guilty of these crimes, Jahweh will be subject to imprisonment for the life span of ninety nine universes. The prosecution would like to thank http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com for its excellent research of the defendant. |
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Hehe, I looked up some of those verses in a copy of the Bible that I have (my sister gave it to me, I had no choice but to accept if I was to avoid upsetting her), and I would indeed have to say that the different charges brought by the verses are indeed accurate.
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If it please the Court, my name is Groovy Cosmic Monkey and I appear as Senior Counsel for the defendant. With respect, Your Honour, the "courts of Humanity" have no jurisdiction to try the named defendant.
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Seeing as I am the Judge in this case(I have been working on it with Gothic)
Motion to dismiss denied. God, as a ruler, is to be held accountable for his crimes against those he rules. |
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Would the principle of accountability ring a bell?
Any ruler, has a responsibilty to those he/she/it rules. Therefore, they must be held accountable to aforsaid subjects, or they lose their right to rule. (essentially this is not a US court. It is a court of humanity...and God has commited many, many crimes, and jurisdiction is not an issue) |
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The defendant will enter a plea of "not guilty" by reason of insanity.
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This looks more appropriate for GRD.
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amicus
I move that all charges be dismissed on the grounds the named defendant does not exist.
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*cracks up laughing*
Motion denied, this trial is taking lace under suspension of disbelief*laughs some more* |
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