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Arvel Joffi · 04-08-2003, 01:06 PM

I dedicate this thread to the might and power of the Evil One! The dark light of nether Hell will light my way. The torturous flames will warm my black soul and destroy those who stand in my way. Eater of Souls, grant me the power to poke Christians until they cry, "Hey! Stop that!" Devourer of Worlds, bestow upon the might of the powers of the Earth to recycle items marked "disposable." Hammer of Pain, I will bring you the head of the one responsible for reality television, and we shall feast.

For the Glory of Satan! (He's not evil, he's just misunderstood.)

Eudaimonist · 04-08-2003, 01:08 PM

Nah, the honor goes to Cthulhu.

(He's not evil, he's just hungry.)

livius drusus · 04-08-2003, 01:09 PM

I wouldn't call it a discussion, exactly and it's kinda more random than miscellaneous, so I think it's all about the ~~Elsewhere~~.

oriecat · 04-08-2003, 01:19 PM

Congratulations, Sweetie. I knew you could do it.

I guess I better make you that pie tonight, or else you might smite me with your evil-tude!

Arvel Joffi · 04-08-2003, 01:48 PM

Thou darest move my thread without mine evil permission? I shall smite thee such a blow of really, really bad evilness, drusus, that thou shalt say "Ouch," and cry!

And thank you, sweetie! Apple would be nice!

CX · 04-08-2003, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by Eudaimonist
Nah, the honor goes to Cthulhu.

(He's not evil, he's just hungry.)

JESUS SAVES!
BUDDHA PROVIDES!
CTHULHU THINKS YOU'D MAKE A NICE SANDWICH!

Calzaer · 04-08-2003, 06:39 PM

Quote:

I guess I better make you that pie tonight, or else you might smite me with your evil-tude!

The Pie is also evil.

... · 04-09-2003, 06:42 AM

Although I suspect this post is quite sarcastic, I should remind you that following Satan is every bit as stupid as following Jeebus...in either case, you're devoting your life to an imaginary friend.

Defiant Heretic · 04-09-2003, 12:57 PM

Hey, you're either with us or against us. If you don't worship Jesus, you really worship Satan.

Arvel Joffi · 04-09-2003, 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by ...
Although I suspect this post is quite sarcastic, I should remind you that following Satan is every bit as stupid as following Jeebus...in either case, you're devoting your life to an imaginary friend.

At least he's a kick-ass imaginary friend with cool horns and shit. He's not just a hippy in a dirty robe.

EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!

04-08-2003, 01:06 PM	#1
Arvel Joffi Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 3,359	Satan is my King! I dedicate this thread to the might and power of the Evil One! The dark light of nether Hell will light my way. The torturous flames will warm my black soul and destroy those who stand in my way. Eater of Souls, grant me the power to poke Christians until they cry, "Hey! Stop that!" Devourer of Worlds, bestow upon the might of the powers of the Earth to recycle items marked "disposable." Hammer of Pain, I will bring you the head of the one responsible for reality television, and we shall feast. For the Glory of Satan! (He's not evil, he's just misunderstood.)

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04-08-2003, 01:08 PM	#2
Eudaimonist Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Sundsvall, Sweden Posts: 3,159	Nah, the honor goes to Cthulhu. (He's not evil, he's just hungry.)

04-08-2003, 01:09 PM	#3
livius drusus Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Selva Oscura Posts: 4,120	I wouldn't call it a discussion, exactly and it's kinda more random than miscellaneous, so I think it's all about the ~~Elsewhere~~.

04-08-2003, 01:19 PM	#4
oriecat Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Portland OR USA Posts: 1,098	Congratulations, Sweetie. I knew you could do it. I guess I better make you that pie tonight, or else you might smite me with your evil-tude!

04-08-2003, 01:48 PM	#5
Arvel Joffi Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 3,359	Thou darest move my thread without mine evil permission? I shall smite thee such a blow of really, really bad evilness, drusus, that thou shalt say "Ouch," and cry! And thank you, sweetie! Apple would be nice!

04-09-2003, 06:42 AM	#8
... Regular Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: United States Posts: 229	Although I suspect this post is quite sarcastic, I should remind you that following Satan is every bit as stupid as following Jeebus...in either case, you're devoting your life to an imaginary friend.

04-09-2003, 12:57 PM	#9
Defiant Heretic Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,288	Hey, you're either with us or against us. If you don't worship Jesus, you really worship Satan.

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