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Jesus Tap-Dancin' Christ · 05-30-2002, 10:46 PM

I was on BattleNet chat, and GOD came up. Bad thing.
About 15 minutes into this joyous discussion, someone claimed that a global flood was PROVEN scientifically. Then he claimed that a meteor hit and spewed this great gout of water up into the air, flooding the place.
WTF? Are people THAT lame? And then someone said that 50 tribes have flood stories.
So I said that a crapload have DRAGON stories too.
Response? Dragons are folklore.
<img src="graemlins/banghead.gif" border="0" alt="[Bang Head]" />

RufusAtticus · 05-30-2002, 11:02 PM

They're your followers.

DieToDeath · 05-31-2002, 03:37 AM

Your people are stupid, Jeezy Creezy.

Queen of Swords · 05-31-2002, 04:09 AM

Originally posted by Jesus Christ:
Then he claimed that a meteor hit 

Must have been a Sorceress casting Meteor. Oh, wait, I forgot, some of the vampire lords can do that too. You should have asked him how he planned to distinguish between the casters.

Vorkosigan · 05-31-2002, 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jesus Christ:

So I said that a crapload have DRAGON stories too.
Response? Dragons are folklore.
<img src="graemlins/banghead.gif" border="0" alt="[Bang Head]" />

No winner for you, son. Remember the Leviathan, with a schlong like the cedars of Lebanon? That's a dragon too.

Oolon Colluphid · 05-31-2002, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vorkosigan:


No winner for you, son. Remember the Leviathan, with a schlong like the cedars of Lebanon? That's a dragon too.

Surely it's a dinosaur?

Oolon

babelfish · 05-31-2002, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oolon Colluphid:


Surely it's a dinosaur?

Oolon

I thought it was a whale. Whales are very well hung.

DieToDeath · 05-31-2002, 05:47 PM

(Whale have 6 foot long wang. Whale wang is longer than me. o_o;; is amazing.)

Must be 'cause of all those damned Elves and Dwarves that people are so evil today, too.

Jesus Tap-Dancin' Christ · 06-01-2002, 12:36 PM

Sad thing is, they won't listen to me.

Maybe a good Thunderstorm would change their minds...

eh · 06-01-2002, 03:31 PM

Well JC, just remember where you were. Battle Net. Think about that for a moment. How many people on BN remind you of Forest Gump?

After considering this, does it really surprise you that such stupidity went on in the chat room? Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

05-30-2002, 10:46 PM	#1
Jesus Tap-Dancin' Christ Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Heaven Posts: 6,980	Okay, this pisses me off I was on BattleNet chat, and GOD came up. Bad thing. About 15 minutes into this joyous discussion, someone claimed that a global flood was PROVEN scientifically. Then he claimed that a meteor hit and spewed this great gout of water up into the air, flooding the place. WTF? Are people THAT lame? And then someone said that 50 tribes have flood stories. So I said that a crapload have DRAGON stories too. Response? Dragons are folklore. <img src="graemlins/banghead.gif" border="0" alt="[Bang Head]" />

05-31-2002, 04:09 AM	#4
Queen of Swords Contributor Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Canada. Finally. Posts: 10,155	Originally posted by Jesus Christ: <strong>Then he claimed that a meteor hit </strong> Must have been a Sorceress casting Meteor. Oh, wait, I forgot, some of the vampire lords can do that too. You should have asked him how he planned to distinguish between the casters.

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05-30-2002, 11:02 PM	#2
RufusAtticus Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NCSU Posts: 5,853	They're your followers.

05-31-2002, 03:37 AM	#3
DieToDeath Junior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Up god's ass. Posts: 92	Your people are stupid, Jeezy Creezy.

05-31-2002, 05:47 PM	#8
DieToDeath Junior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Up god's ass. Posts: 92	(Whale have 6 foot long wang. Whale wang is longer than me. o_o;; is amazing.) Must be 'cause of all those damned Elves and Dwarves that people are so evil today, too.

06-01-2002, 12:36 PM	#9
Jesus Tap-Dancin' Christ Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Heaven Posts: 6,980	Sad thing is, they won't listen to me. Maybe a good Thunderstorm would change their minds...

06-01-2002, 03:31 PM	#10
eh Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 624	Well JC, just remember where you were. Battle Net. Think about that for a moment. How many people on BN remind you of Forest Gump? After considering this, does it really surprise you that such stupidity went on in the chat room? Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

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