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Veil of Fire · 05-30-2002, 04:55 PM

When Mary was... impregnated... with Jesus, she wasn't married. Not to Joseph, and not to God (she wasn't a nun, after all). That makes Jesus a bastard, in every possible sense of the word.

BUT...

Deut 23:2 - "A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD."

That confuses the heck out of me, really.

Veil of Fire · 06-01-2002, 02:51 PM

Oh come ON! Someone else HAS to find this amusing! I can't be the only one!!

Mecha_Dude · 06-01-2002, 03:03 PM

The christ-bots killed everyone who thought it was amusinging...

Hey, who are you?
stay away! I didn't say that.
Wait, no! not the stake burning!

Scotty · 06-01-2002, 04:13 PM

It is just common knowledge, so it is added to the list of delusions and promptly forgotten.

-Scott

rage · 06-05-2002, 07:03 PM

"but jesus came to make a new covenant, that all can be accepted in the new testament"

yeah. sure.

Amazing, simply amazing what christians do to justify their beliefs

From outlandish ideas on the flood and outlandish reasons why there is a young earth, to outlandish justifications of the bible's contradictions, christians have to try so hard to justify their beliefs.

We simply use science, while they throw out crazy excuses for everything.

You would think that just seeing how far they have to stretch to explain so many things would be enough to make anyone see how ridiculous their faith can be.

05-30-2002, 04:55 PM	#1
Veil of Fire Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: South Carolina Posts: 451	Funny thing... When Mary was... impregnated... with Jesus, she wasn't married. Not to Joseph, and not to God (she wasn't a nun, after all). That makes Jesus a bastard, in every possible sense of the word. BUT... Deut 23:2 - "A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD." That confuses the heck out of me, really.

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06-01-2002, 02:51 PM	#2
Veil of Fire Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: South Carolina Posts: 451	Oh come ON! Someone else HAS to find this amusing! I can't be the only one!!

06-01-2002, 03:03 PM	#3
Mecha_Dude Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Everywhere... I'm Watching you... Posts: 1,019	The christ-bots killed everyone who thought it was amusinging... Hey, who are you? stay away! I didn't say that. Wait, no! not the stake burning!

06-01-2002, 04:13 PM	#4
Scotty Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: OutBound Posts: 804	It is just common knowledge, so it is added to the list of delusions and promptly forgotten. -Scott

06-05-2002, 07:03 PM	#5
rage Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Tyler Posts: 14	"but jesus came to make a new covenant, that all can be accepted in the new testament" yeah. sure. Amazing, simply amazing what christians do to justify their beliefs From outlandish ideas on the flood and outlandish reasons why there is a young earth, to outlandish justifications of the bible's contradictions, christians have to try so hard to justify their beliefs. We simply use science, while they throw out crazy excuses for everything. You would think that just seeing how far they have to stretch to explain so many things would be enough to make anyone see how ridiculous their faith can be.

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