Yellum Notnef

I had'nt even thought of them ,but yeah.
Nothing says "good times" like praying grandmothers.

Will all these old ladies be praying all the time or will Jesus bring in the card tables every so often for bingo night?


I don't understand the question. Do you mean because you'd be in Hell and I'd pick Heaven just to be where ever you're not?
I don't know if thats what you mean or not,but I'm not suggesting that your poor witnessing would keep you out of Heaven. The Lord knows you've tried and he probably considers you to be like Chris Farleys character in the movie Black Sheep.

Btw,
You seem to have missed my question about where this feeling of "undying thirst" is going to come from when I go to hell to continue living my life just like I do now.

Radorth

Well if you can claim you'll be happy living as you do FOREVER, in a similar world as this, full of evil and injustice with no hope at all of ever leaving it, without Christians to judge and blame for it's ills, and being forever known as a connoissier of obscenities....

Who am I to argue?

Rad

Yellum Notnef

The evil and injustice in this world isn't bothering me all that much and even if I had to go the rest of my life here without shoes it still sounds better than any description of Heaven the bible gives me.
Did you even bother to read the description in Revelations before you signed yourself up? It sounds freakier than living in a commune outside of Waco Texas.

Please show us where this magical Candyland version of Heaven comes from that you and so many other Christians seem to believe in.