Amaranth

Surely you jest! Remember the book I gave you monkies, and that it teaches to do as I say, not as I do. How else could I justify "Thou shalt not kill"? And how dare you question my presence here? I'm busy, working in mysterious ways. Remember that good thing that happened to you yesterday? I did that.

*sheesh* Being an omnimax creator deity is a thankless job...

Amaranth

keyser_soze

Come on, we'll go to the pub...these damn stupid creations would dare question their creator! I say give up on the ninny's! Hey, are you buying? I'm kind of short right now, but I'll take an extra lawyer in trade, ought to make your job easier next month at least.

I always wondered why you made them, they are just no fun to watch after the first millineum. Anyway, me and gabriel will go ahead and order a pint and get the game on( Care to make a bet on it--I have my eye on this really nice guy in Nebraska, and if I win I get him--you win I'll give you back Tiger woods, but I keep the profits).

BadBadBad

I'm going to add that to my list of God's characteristics:

Omnipotent
Omniscient
Omnibenevolent
Omniprescent
Omnitrickster

Thanks DD. I learn something new every day here!

Darth Dane

I'm going to add that to my list of God's characteristics:

Omnipotent
Omniscient
Omnibenevolent
Omniprescent
Omnitrickster

God's charateristics = Omni(X)

Where X is eqaul to whatever you want to put in.



Thanks DD. I learn something new every day here!

You are welcome, I too learn massive amounts talking to you guys.





DD - Love Spliff