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01-26-2002, 10:27 PM | #21 | |
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1. pi is irrational. 2. Flying pigs are irrational. 3. Therefore flowers grow on Jupiter. Since flowers don't grow on Jupiter, we can logically conclude that either pi isn't irrational or that flying pigs aren't irrational. Since it is obvious that pi is irrational, we are forced to conclude (by water-tight logical argumentation) that flying pigs are rational. This discovery (that flying pigs are rational) is damaging to atheism, as per the following logical syllogism: 1. If God doesn't exist, flying pigs are irrational. 2. Flying pigs are rational. 3. Therefore, God exists. Effectively, simply by understanding the botanical make-up of Jupiter we have come to discover that God exists by using formal logic and sound reasoning. Regards, - Scrutinizer [ January 27, 2002: Message edited by: Scrutinizer ]</p> |
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If G(x) = "x meets all criteria for being God", then "God exists" can be written as (Ex)G(x) (Ex = "there is an x such that", aka existential quantor). If this is true in all conceivable worlds, then (Ex) G(x) is a tautology and thus derivable from the axioms of logic. No such derivation exists. Regards, HRG. |
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Hey, tronvillain. Lighten up. The whole thing, I believe, was presented “tongue–in-cheek”. Quite possibly I guess, we should only display a sense of humor in the Humor Forum.
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Ah, but Scrutinizer, you can't prove that no flowers (or flora of any kind) grow on Jupiter, because it is a negative claim!
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Ah yes, the "only joking" defense. I've never been a fan.
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You might ask how we know that no blue unicorns exist simply because we have only experienced pink ones, but blue unicorns are quite simply an incoherent concept: 1) The definition of "unicorn" is an animal with a horse's body and a single straight horn. 2) The sky is blue. 3) Therefore, unicorns cannot be blue by definition. Since unicorns cannot be blue by definition, flowers growing on Jupiter has been ruled out as a possibility from the outset even though we haven't searched the entirety of Jupiter. Following the logical syllogisms used in my previous post, we can conclude in a water-tight manner that God exists. Q.E.D. Regards, - Scrutinizer |
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I see your point. Please pardon my foolishness. |
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1) My dog is a Jack-Russel terrier 2) J-RTs are not blue 3) Unicorns are not J-RTs 4) Ergo, unicorns are blue. QED. See if you can counter my irrefutable logic! |
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