Freethought & Rationalism Archive

Secular Pinoy · 06-16-2002, 03:44 AM

Do love potions work? Or other ways to capture someone's heart? Not that I would use one, as I'm pretty much happy with my long time Girlfriend.

fando · 06-16-2002, 06:52 AM

Depends. Does the potion profess to knock the subject out?

Viti · 06-16-2002, 10:36 AM

what sort of potion could possibly work?

Bible Humper · 06-16-2002, 04:09 PM

You mean pheromones?

Quote:

Not that I would use one, as I'm pretty much happy with my long time Girlfriend.

If someone knows of a "potion" that "captures a ladies' heart", I will volunteer to test it out. For the good of science, of course.

P.S.: You are just curious and don't really want to use it? BWAHAHAHAHAHA, tell me another!

Jane Bovary · 06-16-2002, 04:41 PM

Funny you should ask that Great Dalmuti. Because, yes...some of them do work.

Recent developments in Swiss sex research have come up with a genuine potion which has been successfully tested on ferrets. It contains the secret ingredient Bio-lust and is guaranteed to turn the chosen victim into a demented love-addict.Just send $49.95 to:

Love Potions Inc.
C/o Les Benton
Suite 6A
Scam Towers
Uganda

ishalon · 06-16-2002, 04:50 PM

Studies have shown that once in love, a person will be affected by a love potion given that it is in proper doses and is not acted upon by external forces such as the presence of nitrogen, carbon, reality, God, thetacarbonmonosulphateglutamase-VII or the white of an egg.

One of the last sane · 06-17-2002, 05:43 PM

Quote:

a genuine potion which has been successfully tested on ferrets.

I love it! Next time I want to be mobbed by a pack of sex-mad ferrets, I'll try some.

Mad Kally · 06-17-2002, 05:50 PM

Quote:

posted by Jane Bovary:
Love Potions Inc.
C/o Les Benton
Suite 6A
Scam Towers
Uganda

WARNING! Les Benton was arrested for those African bank scams! They will hunt you down and find you Jane. The FBI is hot on your trail.

echidna · 06-17-2002, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Great Dalmuti:
<strong>Do love potions work? Or other ways to capture someone's heart? Not that I would use one, as I'm pretty much happy with my long time Girlfriend.</strong>

Just to be safe, TGD, the correct answer to your first question is "No".

The second is a little more open, but I would suggest "be the person who your partner loves".

Oh I suppose someone could argue the influence of pheremones in perfumes if they wanted ...

[ June 17, 2002: Message edited by: echidna ]</p>

Bree · 06-17-2002, 10:39 PM

Jekyll and I have this little love potion: it's called "eating an oyster" and comes in many forms. Usually we just go out to a restaurant and order steamed oysters (or mussels, depending on where we are). Then we take turns opening the shells and playing with the meat of the shellfish - if you've seen an oyster or a mussel, you'll know exactly why and how we play with the poor thing

.

Usually this works quite well - by the end of the meal we can't wait to get home!

06-16-2002, 03:44 AM	#1
Secular Pinoy Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Quezon City, Philippines Posts: 1,994	Do love potions work? Do love potions work? Or other ways to capture someone's heart? Not that I would use one, as I'm pretty much happy with my long time Girlfriend.

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
Show Printable Version	Search this Thread: Advanced Search

06-16-2002, 06:52 AM	#2
fando Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Los Angeles Area Posts: 1,372	Depends. Does the potion profess to knock the subject out?

06-16-2002, 10:36 AM	#3
Viti Contributor Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Down South Posts: 12,879	what sort of potion could possibly work?

06-16-2002, 04:41 PM	#5
Jane Bovary Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: The Fatal Shore Posts: 900	Funny you should ask that Great Dalmuti. Because, yes...some of them do work. Recent developments in Swiss sex research have come up with a genuine potion which has been successfully tested on ferrets. It contains the secret ingredient Bio-lust and is guaranteed to turn the chosen victim into a demented love-addict.Just send $49.95 to: Love Potions Inc. C/o Les Benton Suite 6A Scam Towers Uganda

06-16-2002, 04:50 PM	#6
ishalon Regular Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: From: Posts: 203	Studies have shown that once in love, a person will be affected by a love potion given that it is in proper doses and is not acted upon by external forces such as the presence of nitrogen, carbon, reality, God, thetacarbonmonosulphateglutamase-VII or the white of an egg.

06-17-2002, 10:39 PM	#10
Bree Veteran Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Twin Cities, USA Posts: 3,197	Jekyll and I have this little love potion: it's called "eating an oyster" and comes in many forms. Usually we just go out to a restaurant and order steamed oysters (or mussels, depending on where we are). Then we take turns opening the shells and playing with the meat of the shellfish - if you've seen an oyster or a mussel, you'll know exactly why and how we play with the poor thing . Usually this works quite well - by the end of the meal we can't wait to get home!

Freethought & Rationalism Archive

The archives are read only.