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02-03-2003, 07:05 PM

Nickle quote: "It should be obvious that a book handed down to a collection of sheep chasers four thousand years ago, then retold and retranslated countless times speaks the TRUTH."

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X-ackly. Compared to the spiritual discernment of the average big-butt bible college gradu-et in a salmon-colored leisure suit sporting a greasy comeover, what do a bunch of over-edumacated Nobel prize winners know? Fucking smarty pants.
I didn't e-volve from no damn ape. Lack the Bible says, Gawd formed us from dirt. Holy dirt. And that's why us humans like to get down and dirty. Returning to our roots, so to speak. Why, it's as plain as glass, and as clear as the nose on your face.

ex-xian · 02-04-2003, 10:49 AM

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Compared to the spiritual discernment of the average big-butt bible college gradu-et in a salmon-colored leisure suit sporting a greasy comeover, what do a bunch of over-edumacated Nobel prize winners know? Fucking smarty pants.

I went to a Bible college and decided that I needed a real education and will finish my BA next year and then go to grad school. Does that mean I'm going straight to hell?

:boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo:

Doubting Didymus · 02-04-2003, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by xianseeker

I went to a Bible college and decided that I needed a real education and will finish my BA next year and then go to grad school. Does that mean I'm going straight to hell?
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Yes. Everyone is going to hell.

02-05-2003, 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by Doubting Didymus
Yes. Everyone is going to hell.

Not me, bro. I've already been to hell*. Didn't like it and I ain't going back.

*Southern Baptist Church

Doubting Didymus · 02-05-2003, 07:48 PM

Not going back to church? Thats a damnation. Going to church? thats probably a damnation, too. Eating a lobster? oooo, you better believe thats a damnation.

02-06-2003, 04:14 AM

Well, at least boiled lobster dipped in clarified butter tastes DAMN good. Know what the S.B.'s use for the Eucharist, which they refer to as 'the Lard's Supper'? Broken up saltine crackers and purple grape juice. Fucking freaks.

livius drusus · 02-06-2003, 05:02 AM

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Originally posted by Robert G. Ingersoll
Well, at least boiled lobster dipped in clarified butter tastes DAMN good. Know what the S.B.'s use for the Eucharist, which they refer to as 'the Lard's Supper'? Broken up saltine crackers and purple grape juice. Fucking freaks.

That's nauseating. At least the catholics go for palid necco wafers and a nice frolicsome Pinot Noir. Which brings me back to Boro's point about the bananas. Aye, therein lies the rub. It's all so clear to me now.

scombrid · 02-06-2003, 07:48 AM

You know, bears that have been exposed to alcohol consumption seem to enjoy getting drunk. There is a story of a bear in Smokey Mtns N.P. that used to break into hatchbacks, remove the coolers, and drink all the beer. Most people find alcohol exposure pleasurable, maybe we descended from bears.

braces_for_impact · 02-06-2003, 07:59 AM

No we descended from monkeys, haven't you ever seen a smoking monkey before?

KC · 02-06-2003, 08:13 AM

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Originally posted by braces_for_impact
No we descended from monkeys, haven't you ever seen a smoking monkey before?

Some also throw poop. Of course, they don't have discussion forums.

Cheers,

KC

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02-03-2003, 07:05 PM	#11
Robert G. Ingersoll Guest Posts: n/a	Nickle quote: "It should be obvious that a book handed down to a collection of sheep chasers four thousand years ago, then retold and retranslated countless times speaks the TRUTH." --- X-ackly. Compared to the spiritual discernment of the average big-butt bible college gradu-et in a salmon-colored leisure suit sporting a greasy comeover, what do a bunch of over-edumacated Nobel prize winners know? Fucking smarty pants. I didn't e-volve from no damn ape. Lack the Bible says, Gawd formed us from dirt. Holy dirt. And that's why us humans like to get down and dirty. Returning to our roots, so to speak. Why, it's as plain as glass, and as clear as the nose on your face.

02-05-2003, 07:48 PM	#15
Doubting Didymus Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: East Coast. Australia. Posts: 5,455	Not going back to church? Thats a damnation. Going to church? thats probably a damnation, too. Eating a lobster? oooo, you better believe thats a damnation.

02-06-2003, 04:14 AM	#16
Robert G. Ingersoll Guest Posts: n/a	Well, at least boiled lobster dipped in clarified butter tastes DAMN good. Know what the S.B.'s use for the Eucharist, which they refer to as 'the Lard's Supper'? Broken up saltine crackers and purple grape juice. Fucking freaks.

02-06-2003, 07:48 AM	#18
scombrid Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Central Florida Posts: 2,759	You know, bears that have been exposed to alcohol consumption seem to enjoy getting drunk. There is a story of a bear in Smokey Mtns N.P. that used to break into hatchbacks, remove the coolers, and drink all the beer. Most people find alcohol exposure pleasurable, maybe we descended from bears.

02-06-2003, 07:59 AM	#19
braces_for_impact Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: In a nondescript, black helicopter. Posts: 6,637	No we descended from monkeys, haven't you ever seen a smoking monkey before?

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