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HaysooChreesto! · 03-10-2003, 03:40 PM

I'm trying to kill my last hour here so this may be simplistic.

Do the world major religions hold that we're It? That God created humanity and has basically been sitting back and watching us for the last several millenia?
Or do some hold out the possibility for The Angelic Proctologists? Are there speed of light Saved Souls implanting the word of Jebus in the Less Advanced' hind quarters?

Or are we so entertaining that he's just not had his fill of our boobery? Someday; "alright Boy, I've seen it all now. Them boys in Georgia just tied the preachers son to tree, pulled his pants down, poured cream on his pecker and let the calf go at him. How 'bout you go on back now so he doesn't have to live with that humiliation."

Anyone?

Marduk · 03-10-2003, 03:50 PM

Budhists and Hindus believe the stars are heavily populated with all kinds of life, the Judeo-Christian-Muslims think we are the only game in town.
The Hindu Vedic texts are pretty cool, tons of stories about ET life, often visiting Earth for kicks.
Sometimes starting wars, other times bearing gifts.
I once thought that we were the only beings God created that failed the "apple" test, so he stuck our Planet way out at the end of the Galaxy so we wouldn't contaminate the 'good' species.

Spaz · 03-10-2003, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by Lamma
"alright Boy, I've seen it all now. Them boys in Georgia just tied the preachers son to tree, pulled his pants down, poured cream on his pecker and let the calf go at him. How 'bout you go on back now so he doesn't have to live with that humiliation."

::shudders::

HaysooChreesto! · 03-11-2003, 08:36 AM

What's all the shuddering about...

Jebus knows all and he's seen worse.

03-10-2003, 03:40 PM	#1
HaysooChreesto! Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: SoCal USA Posts: 7,737	I'm bored (God and Aliens-kind of) I'm trying to kill my last hour here so this may be simplistic. Do the world major religions hold that we're It? That God created humanity and has basically been sitting back and watching us for the last several millenia? Or do some hold out the possibility for The Angelic Proctologists? Are there speed of light Saved Souls implanting the word of Jebus in the Less Advanced' hind quarters? Or are we so entertaining that he's just not had his fill of our boobery? Someday; "alright Boy, I've seen it all now. Them boys in Georgia just tied the preachers son to tree, pulled his pants down, poured cream on his pecker and let the calf go at him. How 'bout you go on back now so he doesn't have to live with that humiliation." Anyone?

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03-10-2003, 03:50 PM	#2
Marduk Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the 10th planet Posts: 5,065	Budhists and Hindus believe the stars are heavily populated with all kinds of life, the Judeo-Christian-Muslims think we are the only game in town. The Hindu Vedic texts are pretty cool, tons of stories about ET life, often visiting Earth for kicks. Sometimes starting wars, other times bearing gifts. I once thought that we were the only beings God created that failed the "apple" test, so he stuck our Planet way out at the end of the Galaxy so we wouldn't contaminate the 'good' species.

03-11-2003, 08:36 AM	#4
HaysooChreesto! Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: SoCal USA Posts: 7,737	What's all the shuddering about... Jebus knows all and he's seen worse.

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