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Ensign Steve · 03-28-2003, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by BrotherMan
Just remember: It's a children's joke. A bad one at that.

Ah! I was trying to read way too much into it.

My friend thought this was funny, although I have no idea why:

Why did the penguin climb up the fridge?
To get the salt.

These belong more under tasteless, but I learned them in elementary school:

What's brown and hides in an attic? The diarhea of Anne Frank.
What's brown and lives in the woods? Winnie the Poo.

HAHAHA!

Too bad Helen Keller jokes are always so visual. Those are my favorites.

Buddrow_Wilson · 03-28-2003, 03:20 PM

Anyone recall this one?

make a crook shape with your pointy finger. then say to someone "butt-pickers cramp. Get it?" Normally they say "yes" (meaning they get the joke), to which you reply, "Ewwww! You get butt-picker's cramp?!?!?" Hahahaha oh the memories...

MJones · 03-28-2003, 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by Buddrow_Wilson
Anyone recall this one?

make a crook shape with your pointy finger. then say to someone "butt-pickers cramp. Get it?" Normally they say "yes" (meaning they get the joke), to which you reply, "Ewwww! You get butt-picker's cramp?!?!?" Hahahaha oh the memories...

Reminds me of a guy who would walk up to you, hold his hands like he was holding a his own big ole dick

(hope you can envision that) and say "Smile when you've had enough".

Of course, if you smiled (if your a kid and this is the first time this is done to you it's funny; you can't help but smile), he'd say "Happy customer, have some more!".

If you did not smile (after the first uh, one time, it's not that funny), you were'nt getting enough.

Juvinile.

Dirty Dog

Ensign Steve · 03-28-2003, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by Buddrow_Wilson
Anyone recall this one?

make a crook shape with your pointy finger. then say to someone "butt-pickers cramp. Get it?" Normally they say "yes" (meaning they get the joke), to which you reply, "Ewwww! You get butt-picker's cramp?!?!?" Hahahaha oh the memories...

Reminds me of an even worse one. Was I bad in elementary or what? Keep in mind, this is when AIDS was new.

What's that virus that causes AIDS?
HIV.
Are you positive?
Yes. I mean, NO!

har-har.

LaFlavor · 03-28-2003, 09:57 PM

spell "pig" backwards and say "funny colors"

MJones · 03-29-2003, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LaFlavor
spell "pig" backwards and say "funny colors"

...Or "Mother may I" and spell cup.

Dirty Dog

Monkeybot · 03-29-2003, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JenniferD
What's brown and hides in an attic? The diarhea of Anne Frank.
What's brown and lives in the woods? Winnie the Poo.

What's brown and sits outside the army barracks?
Gomer Pyle

What's brown and sits on a bench?
Beethoven's last movement

LaFlavor · 03-29-2003, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by Dirty Dog
...Or "Mother may I" and spell cup.

Dirty Dog

say "I" spell "map" then say "ness"

Foofer · 03-29-2003, 01:37 PM

This one killed me when I was seven.

My parents took my, then 13 year old, brother and me to Farrell's Ice Cream Parlor. My brother was loudly slurping the remnants of his chocolate shake through his straw. He asked me, "You know why they put that sound in the bottom of the glass? So blind people know when they're done."

Chicken Girl · 03-29-2003, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by Foofer
This one killed me when I was seven.

Then why are you still here?

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03-28-2003, 03:20 PM	#12
Buddrow_Wilson Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Arkansas Posts: 1,589	Anyone recall this one? make a crook shape with your pointy finger. then say to someone "butt-pickers cramp. Get it?" Normally they say "yes" (meaning they get the joke), to which you reply, "Ewwww! You get butt-picker's cramp?!?!?" Hahahaha oh the memories...

03-28-2003, 09:57 PM	#15
LaFlavor Regular Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Atlanta, GA, USA Posts: 267	spell "pig" backwards and say "funny colors"

03-29-2003, 01:37 PM	#19
Foofer Regular Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Behind the hot water pipes, third washroom along, Victoria Station Posts: 268	This one killed me when I was seven. My parents took my, then 13 year old, brother and me to Farrell's Ice Cream Parlor. My brother was loudly slurping the remnants of his chocolate shake through his straw. He asked me, "You know why they put that sound in the bottom of the glass? So blind people know when they're done."

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