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beachbum · 01-31-2002, 09:24 AM

I just visited (lurked) over at the 711 board and found this amusing post.

Matthew 26:74
Then began he (Peter) to curse and to swear, saying, I know not the man. And immediately the **** crew.
75
And Peter remembered the word of Jesus, which said unto him, Before the **** crow, thou shalt deny me thrice. And he (Peter) went out and wept bitterly.

Those stupid fundies have to censor the bible. For those of you that may not know or have forgottten the **** word is cock ie. rooster.

Talk about anal retentive.

If you are interested here is <a href="http://search.viafamily.com/bbs/ubb/Forum1/HTML/001190.html" target="_blank">the link</a>

[ January 31, 2002: Message edited by: beachbum ]</p>

Mageth · 01-31-2002, 09:34 AM

They missed some! It should read:

Matthew 26:74
Then began he (*****) to curse and to swear, saying, I know not the man. And immediately the **** crew.
75
And *****remembered the word of Jesus, which said unto him, Before the **** crow, thou shalt deny me thrice. And he (*****) went out and wept bitterly.

Clarice · 01-31-2002, 09:56 AM

I just have to point out that "Peter's Cock Crew" would be a good band name.

Anunnaki · 01-31-2002, 10:21 AM

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Originally posted by Clarice:
<strong>I just have to point out that "Peter's Cock Crew" would be a good band name.</strong>

Yeah,that and "Jesus` boyfriend" would be great names for goofball bands,but I think the latter is already taken.

Mageth · 01-31-2002, 10:49 AM

A trio could be simply "Cock Crew Thrice."

IvanK · 01-31-2002, 12:13 PM

And a good name for the University of South Carolina women's athletic teams would be the Lady Gamecocks. I caught part of an old USC men's roundball game on ESPN Classic the other day and the cheerleaders were wearing jerseys that read, "Cocks." These days they just say USC.

sullster · 01-31-2002, 02:30 PM

These fundies are worse than I thought. What morons! Ignorant morons.

01-31-2002, 09:24 AM	#1
beachbum Beloved Deceased Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cocoa Beach, FL Posts: 864	Talk about censorship I just visited (lurked) over at the 711 board and found this amusing post. Matthew 26:74 Then began he (Peter) to curse and to swear, saying, I know not the man. And immediately the ** crew. 75 And Peter remembered the word of Jesus, which said unto him, Before the crow, thou shalt deny me thrice. And he (Peter) went out and wept bitterly. Those stupid fundies have to censor the bible. For those of you that may not know or have forgottten the ** word is cock ie. rooster. Talk about anal retentive. If you are interested here is <a href="http://search.viafamily.com/bbs/ubb/Forum1/HTML/001190.html" target="_blank">the link</a> [ January 31, 2002: Message edited by: beachbum ]</p>

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01-31-2002, 09:34 AM	#2
Mageth Contributor Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in the heart of mother-lovin' Texas Posts: 29,689	They missed some! It should read: Matthew 26:74 Then began he (***) to curse and to swear, saying, I know not the man. And immediately the crew. 75 And *remembered the word of Jesus, which said unto him, Before the crow, thou shalt deny me thrice. And he (***) went out and wept bitterly.

01-31-2002, 09:56 AM	#3
Clarice Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: North Carolina Posts: 862	I just have to point out that "Peter's Cock Crew" would be a good band name.

01-31-2002, 10:49 AM	#5
Mageth Contributor Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in the heart of mother-lovin' Texas Posts: 29,689	A trio could be simply "Cock Crew Thrice."

01-31-2002, 12:13 PM	#6
IvanK Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,016	And a good name for the University of South Carolina women's athletic teams would be the Lady Gamecocks. I caught part of an old USC men's roundball game on ESPN Classic the other day and the cheerleaders were wearing jerseys that read, "Cocks." These days they just say USC.

01-31-2002, 02:30 PM	#7
sullster Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: North of Boston Posts: 1,392	These fundies are worse than I thought. What morons! Ignorant morons.

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