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If you see your whole exsistance written down, then you will not be able to deny what judgement has been imposed. It's like a legal document for all to see...
This leads to obvious absurdity. "....[other things so-and-so did] At 3:35:05 p.m. on May 8, 2003, so-and-so shat. ....[other things so-and-so did] At 3:37:21, so-and-so wiped. ....[other things so-and-so did] At 3:38:03, so-and-so didnt flush (one demerit, worth about 100,000 years in hell). ....[other things so-and-so did] At 3:38:47, so-and-so exited the restroom without washing hands (5 demerits) and turned left down the hall. ....[other things so-and-so did, ad infinitum]" That'll be some book. Can we listen to the really steamy, juicy parts? Will there be video, or at least pictures, as well? |
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It's more of a "i will miss you" sadness, but your right, one should be glad (outside of missing the loved one) in this case because the loved one will be in heaven ... |
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But it shuld be running again as sooon as i pray... |
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p.s. Sorry about the all caps, I was just being lazy. I promise I will pray about that...
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"May 8, 2003 05:38 PM - Tarnaak posted a reply on the II forum using ALL CAPS due to laziness, and bolded, to boot. Laziness is a bad one, akin to sloth. 10 demerits."
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7:45 pm 05/08/03
BadXian went to nearby Convent. raped then murdered all the nuns. Demerits 1000000 9:15 pm 05/08/03 BadXian prays to God and repents. Demerits 0. 9:16 pm 05/08/03 BadXian donates $20 to kiddies charity. Merit + 100 Hey - this praying stuff sounds good! Get out of jail free!!! |
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