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Did anyone else notice that Spurly's version mentioned blood ALOT!!!
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04-05-2003, 07:45 AM
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04-25-2003, 02:31 AM
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The Book of Job
Personally, my favorite story was always the book of Job!
God: I'm bored. Satan: Wanna play cards? God: Nah, too easy. Satan: I know! Let's torture some poor innocent soul with all kinds of terrible diseases and calamities!! I bet you I can make him lose faith! God: You're on! Let me call my bookie. 
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04-25-2003, 03:40 AM
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God: See? Told ya Job'd stick with me! Satan: Yeah right. That's easy because there really wasn't an alternative. If there had been another false god for him to cling to, he'dda switch camps in no time! God: Wanna bet? Satan: You're on. Just let me give your "loyal" people some hippy carpenter who says he's God and does a few miracles, and they'll be leaving You in flocks. God: We'll see about that... Later... God: Hah! You owe me five pieces of silver. My people stood firm and rejected your hippy God. Only people you managed to convince was some nutty gentiles... *snicker* Satan: Alright alright. By the way, you going to do anything about them? God: Nah, let 'em play for a while. Surely nobody will buy into all that mystical "new covenant" and "trinity" crap longer than a few centuries... |
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04-25-2003, 09:27 PM
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All of this brings to mind P.J. O'Rourke famous quote: "Making fun of fundamentalist christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high-powered rifle and scope".
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04-26-2003, 12:16 AM
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Oxidizing Material: <3 <3 <3 \o \o \o
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04-26-2003, 02:28 AM
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The Ten Commandments, summarised:
"Do as I say, not as I do." |
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04-26-2003, 02:42 AM
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