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Brahma's atheist · 04-26-2003, 03:53 AM

And God said "look at me, hey over here, yoohoo. No don't look at those guys. I'll give you paradise. That's it you're all going to pay. I'm the biggest,baddest mutherfucka on the block. If you ain't with me my minnions are gonna get nasty on your unbelieving asses"

ExTheist · 04-26-2003, 01:03 PM

(sorry if this has been posted before)

Easter: When Jesus awakes from the dead, rises out of the ground, looks around, and if he sees his shadow.................

JGL53 · 04-26-2003, 01:23 PM

......there'll be 2,000 more years of bullshit.

winstonjen · 06-30-2003, 10:47 PM

"And Yahweh is so weak that he couldn't beat Allah in a conversion competition so he decided to make people sorry for him by sacrificing himself to himself."

Kimpatsu · 06-30-2003, 11:15 PM

"God did it."

winstonjen · 07-01-2003, 01:18 AM

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Originally posted by Kimpatsu
"God did it."

"...with Mary. He would know why virgins are preferrable."

JERDOG · 07-03-2003, 04:21 PM

hope no on ementioned this yet but. You forgot to mention the talking donkey and the part where Lot fucks his two daughters not once but two nights in a row!

JGL53 · 07-03-2003, 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by JERDOG
hope no on ementioned this yet but. You forgot to mention the talking donkey and the part where Lot fucks his two daughters not once but two nights in a row!

And while he was stinking drunk, no less. And the big G never punished either Lott or his daughters for their drunken incest parties, yet Lott's wife was turned into a pillow of salt for disobeying her husband - he told her not to look back, and the be-atch went ahead and did it anyway.

With all the perverted sex and blood and guts in the babble, maybe it should have been called "Uncle Jesus's Evil Fairy Tales for Bad Little Boys and Girls".

Kimpatsu · 07-03-2003, 08:10 PM

I think it's a "pillar of salt". A pillow of salt would muss up your hair...

JGL53 · 07-03-2003, 08:45 PM

right you are - a Freudian slip.

04-26-2003, 01:03 PM	#52
ExTheist Regular Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 238	Easter (sorry if this has been posted before) Easter: When Jesus awakes from the dead, rises out of the ground, looks around, and if he sees his shadow.................

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04-26-2003, 03:53 AM	#51
Brahma's atheist Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: (not so) United Kingdom Posts: 514	And God said "look at me, hey over here, yoohoo. No don't look at those guys. I'll give you paradise. That's it you're all going to pay. I'm the biggest,baddest mutherfucka on the block. If you ain't with me my minnions are gonna get nasty on your unbelieving asses"

04-26-2003, 01:23 PM	#53
JGL53 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Outer Mongolia Posts: 4,091	......there'll be 2,000 more years of bullshit.

06-30-2003, 10:47 PM	#54
winstonjen Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 3,425	"And Yahweh is so weak that he couldn't beat Allah in a conversion competition so he decided to make people sorry for him by sacrificing himself to himself."

06-30-2003, 11:15 PM	#55
Kimpatsu Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Tokyo Posts: 1,126	"God did it."

07-03-2003, 04:21 PM	#57
JERDOG Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lousyana with the best politicians money can buy. Posts: 944	hope no on ementioned this yet but. You forgot to mention the talking donkey and the part where Lot fucks his two daughters not once but two nights in a row!

07-03-2003, 08:10 PM	#59
Kimpatsu Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Tokyo Posts: 1,126	I think it's a "pillar of salt". A pillow of salt would muss up your hair...

07-03-2003, 08:45 PM	#60
JGL53 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Outer Mongolia Posts: 4,091	right you are - a Freudian slip.

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