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livius drusus · 07-24-2002, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by David Mathews:
Hello Tricia,

Are you boy-crazy?

How much time do you spend each day talking on the phone with your girlfiends?

How many times in a week do you go to the mall?

You know that I think that you should become an atheist. Do you agree?

The [Delusionally Self-Styled] Valiant Helper of all Damsels in Distress,

David Mathews

And this is exactly the nauseating display I was talking about, Tricia, except I didn't realize he'd include talking on the phone and shopping on his list of moral turpitude.

Oh, how I wish this thread were in RRP.

David Mathews · 07-24-2002, 05:47 PM

Hello Damsel in Distress,

I am here to save your poor lost soul. Are you a damsel in need of soul-preservation?

Your helper,

David Mathews

Dajah · 07-24-2002, 05:48 PM

yeah she needs to be saved from a dumbass like you.

bonduca · 07-24-2002, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by David Mathews:
Hello Tricia,

Are you boy-crazy?

How much time do you spend each day talking on the phone with your girlfiends?

How many times in a week do you go to the mall?

You know that I think that you should become an atheist. Do you agree?

The Valiant Helper of all Damsels in Distress,

David Mathews

Tricia, I think David is trying to be clever, he might still believe you are either a forty-five year old man, or a teenage atheist playing a trick on him.

David, you are behaving like an ass. You are not kind, you are not clever, and you are a dreadful apologist for your faith.

Do continue your fine work for the cause of atheism.

David Mathews · 07-24-2002, 05:51 PM

Hello Dajah,

Our Damsel in Distress talks like an uninformed teenager. I think her church has failed to educate her in the faith.

How can I teach someone as unsophisticated as doubting Tricia?

Love,

David Mathews

David Mathews · 07-24-2002, 05:53 PM

Hello Damsel in Distress,

It seems to me that you are altogether ignorant of the Bible. You treat the Bible in a simplistic manner like any 15-year-old.

Valiant Helper of all Damsels in Distress,

David Mathews

bonduca · 07-24-2002, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by David Mathews:
Hello Dajah,

Our Damsel in Distress talks like an uninformed teenager. I think her church has failed to educate her in the faith.

How can I teach someone as unsophisticated as doubting Tricia?

Love,

David Mathews

I have yet to see you even construct a coherent argument, so you may have a point.

One of the last sane · 07-24-2002, 05:55 PM

Well look what we have here, David stalking yet another (presumed) female poster. Hey David you never answered my question about why you don't pick on someone your own size.

Tricia · 07-24-2002, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by David Mathews:
Hello Damsel in Distress,

I am here to save your poor lost soul. Are you a damsel in need of soul-preservation?

Your helper,

David Mathews

Hello David,

No.

Back off,

Tricia

David Mathews · 07-24-2002, 05:57 PM

Hello Everyone,

I have a theory:

Miss Tricia doesn't know the Scriptures, doesn't comprehend the Scriptures and doesn't have a clue what she is talking about.

Her life is filled with trouble and instead of dealing with the problems directly she has projected them on to the Bible.

That is why she is a Damsel in Distress. 'Tis a pity that someone so young and impressionable can't find anyone to help her in her teenage angst.

Tricia should spend more time at the mall. I think that it would do her well.

Love,

David Mathews

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07-24-2002, 05:47 PM	#52
David Mathews Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: st. petersburg Posts: 622	Hello Damsel in Distress, I am here to save your poor lost soul. Are you a damsel in need of soul-preservation? Your helper, David Mathews

07-24-2002, 05:48 PM	#53
Dajah Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: FlannelLand, Russia Posts: 37	yeah she needs to be saved from a dumbass like you.

07-24-2002, 05:51 PM	#55
David Mathews Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: st. petersburg Posts: 622	Hello Dajah, Our Damsel in Distress talks like an uninformed teenager. I think her church has failed to educate her in the faith. How can I teach someone as unsophisticated as doubting Tricia? Love, David Mathews

07-24-2002, 05:53 PM	#56
David Mathews Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: st. petersburg Posts: 622	Hello Damsel in Distress, It seems to me that you are altogether ignorant of the Bible. You treat the Bible in a simplistic manner like any 15-year-old. Valiant Helper of all Damsels in Distress, David Mathews

07-24-2002, 05:55 PM	#58
One of the last sane Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: hereabouts Posts: 734	Well look what we have here, David stalking yet another (presumed) female poster. Hey David you never answered my question about why you don't pick on someone your own size.

07-24-2002, 05:57 PM	#60
David Mathews Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: st. petersburg Posts: 622	Hello Everyone, I have a theory: Miss Tricia doesn't know the Scriptures, doesn't comprehend the Scriptures and doesn't have a clue what she is talking about. Her life is filled with trouble and instead of dealing with the problems directly she has projected them on to the Bible. That is why she is a Damsel in Distress. 'Tis a pity that someone so young and impressionable can't find anyone to help her in her teenage angst. Tricia should spend more time at the mall. I think that it would do her well. Love, David Mathews

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