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wildernesse · 05-05-2003, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by Mageth
I can see the headlines now: "Searchers find dead man; religious figurines taped to his torso miraculously unbroken!"

Bwhahahahahha!

--tibac

Biff the unclean · 05-05-2003, 07:04 PM

Wait a second...those aren't angel figurines! They have tails, they are little monkeys, monkeys with wings.
Now who would have a bunch of flying monkeys, and where did these garish shoes come from?

Bree · 05-05-2003, 10:04 PM

Does anyone have a link to the original article?

(off to ~E~)

Yellum Notnef · 05-05-2003, 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by Bree
Does anyone have a link to the original article?

(off to ~E~)

It's probably going to show up in a local paper somewhere,but I saw her on CNN this afternoon. It was a short clip of her in the rubble of her broken house showing God's chosen figurines to the camera.

BioBeing · 05-06-2003, 11:45 AM

Cant find the figurine story, but you have to wonder what sort of Christains these guys were to have their Church blown away...

The Caption: Church members were asking "why lord why" after discovering their church was destroyed in Sunday nights tornado's that hit in downtown Jackson, Tn. The The Mother Liberty CME church was build in 1893 and it was the original church of its denomination. The pastors sermon was on struggling with you faith on Sunday.

MJones · 05-06-2003, 12:11 PM

To me, this just represents one more reason I think god is an asshole. 30+ people were killed by his tornado, yet he spared the "life" of some little glass knick-knacks shaped and painted like angels. :banghead:

Dirty Dog

ExTheist · 05-06-2003, 01:18 PM

Angel Owner: Jebus please spare my painted angels!"

Jebus: But 30 of your neignbors are in danger!

Angel Owner: Yeah but I flatter you more often than they do.

Jebus: holy shit you are right, ok I will spare the little glass angels.:banghead:

thebeave · 05-06-2003, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BioBeing
Cant find the figurine story, but you have to wonder what sort of Christains these guys were to have their Church blown away...

The Caption: Church members were asking "why lord why" after discovering their church was destroyed in Sunday nights tornado's that hit in downtown Jackson, Tn. The The Mother Liberty CME church was build in 1893 and it was the original church of its denomination. The pastors sermon was on struggling with you faith on Sunday.

Well hopefully they had insurance that covers "Acts of God"!

Azathoth · 05-07-2003, 01:08 AM

Naturally.He forgot his medication that day.

http://www.theonion.com/onion3716/go...d_bipolar.html

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05-05-2003, 07:04 PM	#12
Biff the unclean Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: an inaccessible island fortress Posts: 10,638	Wait a second...those aren't angel figurines! They have tails, they are little monkeys, monkeys with wings. Now who would have a bunch of flying monkeys, and where did these garish shoes come from?

05-05-2003, 10:04 PM	#13
Bree Veteran Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Twin Cities, USA Posts: 3,197	Does anyone have a link to the original article? (off to ~E~)

05-06-2003, 11:45 AM	#15
BioBeing Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 6,004	Cant find the figurine story, but you have to wonder what sort of Christains these guys were to have their Church blown away... The Caption: Church members were asking "why lord why" after discovering their church was destroyed in Sunday nights tornado's that hit in downtown Jackson, Tn. The The Mother Liberty CME church was build in 1893 and it was the original church of its denomination. The pastors sermon was on struggling with you faith on Sunday.

05-06-2003, 12:11 PM	#16
MJones Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Lincoln, AL Posts: 1,048	To me, this just represents one more reason I think god is an asshole. 30+ people were killed by his tornado, yet he spared the "life" of some little glass knick-knacks shaped and painted like angels. :banghead: Dirty Dog

05-06-2003, 01:18 PM	#17
ExTheist Regular Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 238	Angel Owner: Jebus please spare my painted angels!" Jebus: But 30 of your neignbors are in danger! Angel Owner: Yeah but I flatter you more often than they do. Jebus: holy shit you are right, ok I will spare the little glass angels.:banghead:

05-07-2003, 01:08 AM	#19
Azathoth Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The centre of infinity Posts: 1,181	Naturally.He forgot his medication that day. http://www.theonion.com/onion3716/go...d_bipolar.html

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