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Spaz · 06-21-2003, 08:28 AM

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Originally posted by WinAce

That sounds like this little quote from ChristianForums:

[Replying to 'How do you explain all the different races of humans without accepting evolution?'] "How do you explain LIGHT being divided by a PRISM and showing the different colors it's really made up of...?? People as the intermarriages took place...'divided " into different colors...just as LIGHT when it is divided or broken down...from it's original perfect state...! As people began to "divide" the gene pool again and agin..."different colors were produced..!" - EPHRIAM777

Hahaha, that's fucking hilarious, somebody actually really thought that would make sense?

gravitybow · 06-21-2003, 08:48 AM

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Lizard
Urine? The floors the animals were standing on were tilted, so it would flow out holes in the sides of the Ark.

Given that the Ark was a massive boat, 45 feet tall, and drafted 22 feet of water (half its height), how is that solution suppose to work for the animals on the lower decks?

Lizard · 06-21-2003, 09:36 AM

Maybe the urine of the animals on lower levels was hauled up by a sophisticated wind-powered hydraulic system and automaticallydumped over the side. Or maybe it just evaporated magically. Or maybe it was mostly plants and insects on the lower levels, and they don't urinate. Or... Oh, heck, I'm sure there is an answer, I just can't think of a dumb enough one yet.

Spaz · 06-21-2003, 09:55 AM

God's brita filter of life cleansed the urine so that noah and his family could then redistribute this water to the animals, yeah. It all makes sense if you just accept the holy spirit (LSD) and read the bible with its guidance.

Roland98 · 06-21-2003, 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by Spaz
It all makes sense if you just accept the holy spirit (LSD) and read the bible with its guidance.

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Duvenoy · 06-21-2003, 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by pangloss
I may be wrong, but I think that the "pooping in buckets" gibberish originated withnone other than "John Woodmorappe".

Hahaha! As I recall, this nonsense did indeed originate with Mr. Woodmorappe, and has been improved upon by Dr. Sarfati, under the alias of 'Socrates' at Tweb. I am vastly impressed.

What these paragons of wisdom fail to take into consideration is that there is no way that eight terrified and seasick people are going to tend X thousand animals for a year+ in a urine, feces, and vomit befouled, wooden ship for even a week, whatever labor-saving devices are in place.

Ain't no big deal. The Ark, as described, would never have survived much longer than it's launch in the Flood, as described.

doov

Roland98 · 06-21-2003, 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by Duvenoy
What these paragons of wisdom fail to take into consideration is that there is no way that eight terrified and seasick people are going to tend X thousand animals for a year+ in a urine, feces, and vomit befouled, wooden ship for even a week, whatever labor-saving devices are in place.

Ain't no big deal. The Ark, as described, would never have survived much longer than it's launch in the Flood, as described.

doov

Unless they have the providence of God--which then pretty much nullifies any of the scientific arguments, doesn't it?

06-21-2003, 09:36 AM	#153
Lizard Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 169	Uh, well... Maybe the urine of the animals on lower levels was hauled up by a sophisticated wind-powered hydraulic system and automaticallydumped over the side. Or maybe it just evaporated magically. Or maybe it was mostly plants and insects on the lower levels, and they don't urinate. Or... Oh, heck, I'm sure there is an answer, I just can't think of a dumb enough one yet.

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06-21-2003, 09:55 AM	#154
Spaz Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: 6th Circle of Hell Posts: 1,093	God's brita filter of life cleansed the urine so that noah and his family could then redistribute this water to the animals, yeah. It all makes sense if you just accept the holy spirit (LSD) and read the bible with its guidance.

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