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John · 04-01-2003, 11:29 AM

In a shocking development, recent Bible code studies reveal evolution is true! A multi-year research program by a conglomerate of Bible colleges and universities was recently published. The research used state-of-the-art super computers and parallel computer configurations. It was the most comprehensive and exhaustive effort to date to extract God's hidden messages -- using the highly popular Bible code method -- from His Word, the Bible. The investigation was lead by Bible Southern Technical Institute (BS Tech), in north Georgia.

All previous Bible code discoveries were confirmed, but many more were also revealed. The most important were that, contrary to popular belief, the Godly-inerrant Bible CONTAINS human error, the end-times are NOT imminent, and, most astonishing, evolution IS TRUE! Christians around the globe are rapidly flocking to new viewpoints reconciling Evangelical Christianity with traditional science, particularly Faith & Reason Ministries, http://www.faithreason.org/

Phrases such as "believe Darwin," "evolution is correct," and "natural selection" are found consistently in Genesis and throughout the Bible. Not only are the words in Hebrew, Greek, Aramaic, and English, but also all known languages and dialects, even Japanese Hip-Hop. "God seems to have flagged even the time of this bombshell. It is truly extraordinary. This is probably the most important event in Christendom since Martin Luther" commented Dr. Mortimer Snerd, ThD, PhD of BS Tech. "Thank God for ministries like Faith & Reason [http://www.faithreason.org/]"

APRIL FOOLS!

Spaz · 04-01-2003, 12:16 PM

lol, that was stupid, everyone knows the Moby Dick prophecies are much more reliable

RufusAtticus · 04-01-2003, 02:02 PM

I don't know. My mother told me to never listen to talking dicks.

Duvenoy · 04-01-2003, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by RufusAtticus
I don't know. My mother told me to never listen to talking dicks.

So did everybody's, which is why we so seldom see Cheny

doov

Doubting Didymus · 04-01-2003, 02:17 PM

You people are all making fools of yourselves. April first was yesterday.

RufusAtticus · 04-01-2003, 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by Doubting Didymus
You people are all making fools of yourselves. April first was yesterday.

But today is yesterday.

RBH · 04-01-2003, 08:09 PM

RA wrote

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But today is yesterday.

Well, it was for a while there.

RBH

fatherphil · 04-02-2003, 07:21 AM

sounds about right to me.

04-01-2003, 11:29 AM	#1
John Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sun Valley, CA Posts: 22	Bible Codes Prove Evolution!!! In a shocking development, recent Bible code studies reveal evolution is true! A multi-year research program by a conglomerate of Bible colleges and universities was recently published. The research used state-of-the-art super computers and parallel computer configurations. It was the most comprehensive and exhaustive effort to date to extract God's hidden messages -- using the highly popular Bible code method -- from His Word, the Bible. The investigation was lead by Bible Southern Technical Institute (BS Tech), in north Georgia. All previous Bible code discoveries were confirmed, but many more were also revealed. The most important were that, contrary to popular belief, the Godly-inerrant Bible CONTAINS human error, the end-times are NOT imminent, and, most astonishing, evolution IS TRUE! Christians around the globe are rapidly flocking to new viewpoints reconciling Evangelical Christianity with traditional science, particularly Faith & Reason Ministries, http://www.faithreason.org/ Phrases such as "believe Darwin," "evolution is correct," and "natural selection" are found consistently in Genesis and throughout the Bible. Not only are the words in Hebrew, Greek, Aramaic, and English, but also all known languages and dialects, even Japanese Hip-Hop. "God seems to have flagged even the time of this bombshell. It is truly extraordinary. This is probably the most important event in Christendom since Martin Luther" commented Dr. Mortimer Snerd, ThD, PhD of BS Tech. "Thank God for ministries like Faith & Reason [http://www.faithreason.org/]" APRIL FOOLS!

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04-01-2003, 12:16 PM	#2
Spaz Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: 6th Circle of Hell Posts: 1,093	lol, that was stupid, everyone knows the Moby Dick prophecies are much more reliable

04-01-2003, 02:02 PM	#3
RufusAtticus Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NCSU Posts: 5,853	I don't know. My mother told me to never listen to talking dicks.

04-01-2003, 02:17 PM	#5
Doubting Didymus Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: East Coast. Australia. Posts: 5,455	You people are all making fools of yourselves. April first was yesterday.

04-02-2003, 07:21 AM	#8
fatherphil Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: burbank Posts: 758	sounds about right to me.

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