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Mecha_Dude · 07-21-2003, 05:49 PM

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?

I don't have a girlfriend.

Kilted Canuck · 07-21-2003, 05:54 PM

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Corvette?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

(I'm the one who voted I hate them! (still funny) ), I think they're gross, but the first time I heard them, I almost suffocated from laughter.

Julie · 07-21-2003, 06:09 PM

http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/

An entire web page devoted to them. Even after having kids of my own I still find them funny.

Mommy Mommy jokes deserve a thread of their own

crocodile deathroll · 07-21-2003, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jesus Tap-Dancin' Christ

What's the best part about fucking a baby?

Seeing the knob of your cock when it screams.

I thought it was its tongue

Chicken Girl · 07-21-2003, 07:49 PM

What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit.

crocodile deathroll · 07-21-2003, 10:59 PM

Has any one here ever tasted "fillets of baby" or "baby kebabs"?

safeinacell · 07-21-2003, 11:12 PM

Ohhhhh!
Childish and sick-right up my street,then!
How many babies does it take to tile a ceiling?

Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Whats the diferance between a black baby and a white one?

About ten minuets under a hot grill.

BigBlue2 · 07-22-2003, 03:23 AM

Q: Whats small, goes around in circles and taps on the window?
A: Baby in a microwave

Q: Whats small, brown, and spits ?
A: Baby in a frying pan

Q: Why should you put a baby in a blender feet first?
A: So you can watch it's expression change.

Q: How do you get a dead baby across the street?
A: Staple it to a chicken.

Q:How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Take your foot off its head.
OR
A: One scoop of dead baby and three scoops of ice cream.

Q: What's black and blue and smokes in the corner?
A: A baby chewing on an extention cord.

Q: What's sicker than driving over a baby?
A: Skidding

Q: What's even sicker?
A: Picking it out of the tires

Q: What gets shorter & shorter and redder & redder?
A: A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler.

Q: Why do the doctors always have a bowl of hot water nearby when they deliver babies?
A: So that if the baby dies, they can make some soup.

Q: How do you get a dead baby off your grill?
A: Step on the brakes.

Non-praying Mantis · 07-22-2003, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigBlue2
Q: How do you get a dead baby off your grill?
A: Step on the brakes.

an alternate answer:

A: Use a spatula and a brillo pad

NPM

Shake · 07-22-2003, 11:23 AM

Yeah, I should be more open-minded, but being a parent now, they're just not as funny as they used to be.

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07-21-2003, 05:49 PM	#11
Mecha_Dude Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Everywhere... I'm Watching you... Posts: 1,019	What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend.

07-21-2003, 05:54 PM	#12
Kilted Canuck Regular Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Saskatchewan Posts: 127	Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Corvette? I don't have a Corvette in my garage. (I'm the one who voted I hate them! (still funny) ), I think they're gross, but the first time I heard them, I almost suffocated from laughter.

07-21-2003, 06:09 PM	#13
Julie Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: I'm not telling Posts: 473	http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/ An entire web page devoted to them. Even after having kids of my own I still find them funny. Mommy Mommy jokes deserve a thread of their own

07-21-2003, 07:49 PM	#15
Chicken Girl Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: nowhere Posts: 6,549	What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

07-21-2003, 10:59 PM	#16
crocodile deathroll Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Darwin Posts: 1,466	Has any one here ever tasted "fillets of baby" or "baby kebabs"?

07-21-2003, 11:12 PM	#17
safeinacell Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 304	Ohhhhh! Childish and sick-right up my street,then! How many babies does it take to tile a ceiling? Depends on how thinly you slice them. Whats the diferance between a black baby and a white one? About ten minuets under a hot grill.

07-22-2003, 03:23 AM	#18
BigBlue2 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 6,666	Q: Whats small, goes around in circles and taps on the window? A: Baby in a microwave Q: Whats small, brown, and spits ? A: Baby in a frying pan Q: Why should you put a baby in a blender feet first? A: So you can watch it's expression change. Q: How do you get a dead baby across the street? A: Staple it to a chicken. Q:How do you make a dead baby float? A: Take your foot off its head. OR A: One scoop of dead baby and three scoops of ice cream. Q: What's black and blue and smokes in the corner? A: A baby chewing on an extention cord. Q: What's sicker than driving over a baby? A: Skidding Q: What's even sicker? A: Picking it out of the tires Q: What gets shorter & shorter and redder & redder? A: A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler. Q: Why do the doctors always have a bowl of hot water nearby when they deliver babies? A: So that if the baby dies, they can make some soup. Q: How do you get a dead baby off your grill? A: Step on the brakes.

07-22-2003, 11:23 AM	#20
Shake Contributor Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Folding@Home in upstate NY Posts: 14,394	Yeah, I should be more open-minded, but being a parent now, they're just not as funny as they used to be.

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