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Attila722 · 10-31-2002, 05:27 PM

October 30, 2002 - Wireless Flash

Did Jesus Eat Magic Mushrooms At Last Supper?

SANTA CRUZ, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Chew on this: An ethnobotanist in Santa Cruz, California, thinks Jesus was munching magic mushrooms at the Last Supper.Clark Heinrich says man has enjoyed the psychedelic effects of mushrooms since thousands of years before Christ -- and figured the King of Kings probably turned on as well.

In fact, he thinks Jesus was high on a psychedelic 'shroom known as "fly agaric" which was hailed for its taste as well as its trips.

Heinrich says the mushroom resembles pita bread and when soaked with water it feels exactly like human skin. He figures that's the bread that Jesus was referring to at the last supper when he said "eat this bread, this is my body."

But that's not the only way Jesus might have doled out psychedelics. Heinrich says people who eat lots of shrooms have a reddish-orange urine that's even more hallucinogenic -- and figures the almighty turned water into wine by whizzing into a five-gallon jug of H20.

Heinrich is the author of a new book, "Magic Mushrooms In Religion And Alchemy" (Park Street Press).

<a href="http://www.ncbuy.com/news/wireless_news.html?qdate=2002-10-30&nav=VIEW&id=5089GZM56L8021030" target="_blank">http://www.ncbuy.com/news/wireless_news.html?qdate=2002-10-30&nav=VIEW&id=5089GZM56L8021030</a>

Is this crazy of what. If this gets out maybe we'll have another reformation of the church and "magic mushrooms" will be given out instead of sodium free crackers and grape juice. ROTFLMAO

lunachick · 10-31-2002, 05:34 PM

Conversion, here I come!!

Edited to add: I'm not so sure fly agaris is found in that part of the world, though. I could be wrong.

[ October 31, 2002: Message edited by: lunachick ]</p>

livius drusus · 10-31-2002, 05:46 PM

Yeah but he was a total buzzkill once he passed the shit around. Deny me this, betray me that. Dude, it's a train ride. Minute by minute.

Whoa.... Check out the olive trees. It's like they're alive, man.

10-31-2002, 05:27 PM	#1
Attila722 Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Big Spring, TX Posts: 8	Did Jesus Eat Magic Mushrooms At Last Supper? October 30, 2002 - Wireless Flash Did Jesus Eat Magic Mushrooms At Last Supper? SANTA CRUZ, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Chew on this: An ethnobotanist in Santa Cruz, California, thinks Jesus was munching magic mushrooms at the Last Supper.Clark Heinrich says man has enjoyed the psychedelic effects of mushrooms since thousands of years before Christ -- and figured the King of Kings probably turned on as well. In fact, he thinks Jesus was high on a psychedelic 'shroom known as "fly agaric" which was hailed for its taste as well as its trips. Heinrich says the mushroom resembles pita bread and when soaked with water it feels exactly like human skin. He figures that's the bread that Jesus was referring to at the last supper when he said "eat this bread, this is my body." But that's not the only way Jesus might have doled out psychedelics. Heinrich says people who eat lots of shrooms have a reddish-orange urine that's even more hallucinogenic -- and figures the almighty turned water into wine by whizzing into a five-gallon jug of H20. Heinrich is the author of a new book, "Magic Mushrooms In Religion And Alchemy" (Park Street Press). <a href="http://www.ncbuy.com/news/wireless_news.html?qdate=2002-10-30&nav=VIEW&id=5089GZM56L8021030" target="_blank">http://www.ncbuy.com/news/wireless_news.html?qdate=2002-10-30&nav=VIEW&id=5089GZM56L8021030</a> Is this crazy of what. If this gets out maybe we'll have another reformation of the church and "magic mushrooms" will be given out instead of sodium free crackers and grape juice. ROTFLMAO

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10-31-2002, 05:34 PM	#2
lunachick Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: NZ Posts: 7,895	Conversion, here I come!! Edited to add: I'm not so sure fly agaris is found in that part of the world, though. I could be wrong. [ October 31, 2002: Message edited by: lunachick ]</p>

10-31-2002, 05:46 PM	#3
livius drusus Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Selva Oscura Posts: 4,120	Yeah but he was a total buzzkill once he passed the shit around. Deny me this, betray me that. Dude, it's a train ride. Minute by minute. Whoa.... Check out the olive trees. It's like they're alive, man.

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