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Old 11-07-2002, 03:17 PM   #1
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Smile What will God do to these penguins?

If you believe in special creation and the bible, do these penguins go to hell ? If not, why is such behaviour not allowed for humans, if it is clearly natural in other parts of "god's creation"?

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Old 11-07-2002, 03:25 PM   #2
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Those penguins are gay because of the fall, not because God designed them that way. Or something like that. And yes, they are going to hell, along with those friggin Archaeopteryxs . . .
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Old 11-07-2002, 03:28 PM   #3
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Now wait, if penguins became gay because of the fall, what about the "bottleneck" of the flood? Only two penguins (a male and a female, and NOT gay) would have made it through. Cleansing the earth and all that. Voila, no more gay penguins!

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Old 11-07-2002, 03:38 PM   #4
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If only there were closets in the antarctic.
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Old 11-08-2002, 04:26 PM   #5
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Actually, I like these penguins. We could send the creationists down there to preach to them...

Would give "when hell freezes over" a whole new meaning.

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Old 11-09-2002, 10:55 AM   #6
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Tomorrow's News Headlines -- "Fire and Brimstone preacher condemns gay penguins!" --

In the news today, pastor Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church showed up at the New York Aquarium displayng picket signs saying, "Penguins cursed!" and "God hates queer penguins!"

Phelps remarked, "We call upon these wretched birds to denounce their ungody practices! How dare they pollute the animal world with their debauchery! The Scriptures proclaim -- God made all manner of creatures that creepeth on the earth and said that it was good. These sodomite penguins clearly aren't good!!!"

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Gays be warned. You will all be sent to Antarctica
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Old 11-10-2002, 02:10 PM   #8
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Penguins ain't in the Bible. They was chemically man-made like the Incredible Hulk.
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