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Chimp · 12-31-2002, 12:33 PM

:notworthy

Apparently Jesus is alive and well and is looking for a mate!

http://www.Jesus.com

beejay · 12-31-2002, 12:38 PM

Evidently he lives in Northern Virginia.

And his picture isn't at all like the one on the cover of Popular Mechanics.

01-01-2003, 07:09 PM

It must really enrage the fundies to see that. I wonder how he managed to get jesus.com?

Dark Jedi · 01-01-2003, 10:26 PM

First to register, most likely.

Go to the multimedia and see "God needs money"

Hah! I love attention to detail. Panhandling with a collection plate... :notworthy

Evil Milkman · 01-02-2003, 10:44 AM

I love this website! The webmaster is my hero.

Abacus · 01-02-2003, 10:55 AM

You have to read the mailbag. It's hilarious! Feel that Christian love!

Wyz_sub10 · 01-02-2003, 11:07 AM

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Originally posted by Abacus
You have to read the mailbag. It's hilarious! Feel that Christian love!

LMAO! No kidding!

I love it when Christians say stuff like this:

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JESUS LOVES US ALL AND YUOR MERCHANDISE IS PATHETIC I HOPE YOU DIE YOU DUMB CUNT!!!!

http://www.jesus.com/contact/mailbag/june04_2002.html

and

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i hope you know you're going to burn in HELL. Hope yo enjoy it...I will enjoy knowing you're there. (this is the ultimate taking th Lord's name in vain!!) burn baby burn!!!

Kumbaya, m'lord...kumbayaaaaa....

01-02-2003, 12:29 PM

From the mailbag:

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what da hell do u guys think you're doing. I hope to see all you thrown in the burning flames of hell. you think you can make fun of your creator and be happy you are a dicrase to everyone. it's idiots like you who make Jesus upset and hurt him he was crusified for you, you ugly pieces of shit what da hell is the matter with you if you don't change the contents of this pathetic website i will make sure you never see the light of day again you low life scum bags.

Another:

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Look I dont know how in the hell people like you are allowed to publish this shit but I cant take it any longer, why dont you people do the world a favor shoot your selfs and rot in hell, instead of sickening christians like some of the people in my family who saw this site. There is an answer its called sticking the barrel of a gun in your mouth and yanking the trigger. If this page is not terminated soon I will use any and all resources I can gather legal or not to have you shut down. I may not be a very good christian but I have morrals and anyone else who is even in association with you sick bastards are going to hell. rot you sick fucks and get the hell out.

Megusic · 01-02-2003, 08:18 PM

haha, that is one funny site

i was looking through the mailbag and getting a good laugh, but then it started making me sick. i mean, there are starving children, rapes and murders, and just a lot of crappy stuff in the world, and these people are freaking out over one joke sight?

Speechless · 01-02-2003, 09:21 PM

Surprisingly he's not very fond of us either:

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An agnostic dwells in maybes and "what if" but doesn't commit to possibilities of any sort or take any practical action. Thoughts that do not conclude with action and consist wholly in negating popular belief systems rather than creating new systems are both an intellectual and practical dead end. The agnostic flogs a dead horse and dwells in the stench of decay with defensive self-satisfaction instead of climbing mountains and building a new future in the open landscape of possibility.

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Atheists dabble in negating the hanging fruits of modern theology but create nothing new.

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In their social acceptance of guilt, shame, and mercy, the agnostic and atheist are both basically identical to a Judeo-Christian in their behavior and orientation towards society. Though they abstain from prayer, they otherwise behave in complete accordance to the Judeo-Christian world view, particularly in their disregard for diversity in function and capability within an ecosystem. Though often claiming a scientific foundation, they attempt to negate nature and replace it with a secularized mix of Judeo-Christian idealism and a desire for "good feelings" focused on making outcomes illusory rather than fostering structural integrity. As such, agnostics and atheists are not enlightened people but instead are reactive in predictable ways without positing new beginnings and new paths that could evolve independent of past errors. Their attraction to martyrdom, whether conscious or subconscious, is incongruously combined with a desire to demonstrate "goodness" in the Judeo-Christian sense, thus falling victim to humanism which is the secularized form of Judeo-Christianity's greatest error in treating the potential of the individual.

Apparently, he has his own private belief system, (which he's not sharing) and everybody else is an idiot.

12-31-2002, 12:33 PM	#1
Chimp Regular Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: USA Posts: 376	Jesus.com :notworthy Apparently Jesus is alive and well and is looking for a mate! http://www.Jesus.com

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12-31-2002, 12:38 PM	#2
beejay Regular Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Richmond IN Posts: 375	Evidently he lives in Northern Virginia. And his picture isn't at all like the one on the cover of Popular Mechanics.

01-01-2003, 07:09 PM	#3
atheist_in_foxhole Guest Posts: n/a	It must really enrage the fundies to see that. I wonder how he managed to get jesus.com?

01-01-2003, 10:26 PM	#4
Dark Jedi Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Afghanistan Posts: 4,666	First to register, most likely. Go to the multimedia and see "God needs money" Hah! I love attention to detail. Panhandling with a collection plate... :notworthy

01-02-2003, 10:44 AM	#5
Evil Milkman Regular Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Illinois Posts: 499	I love this website! The webmaster is my hero.

01-02-2003, 10:55 AM	#6
Abacus Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,214	You have to read the mailbag. It's hilarious! Feel that Christian love!

01-02-2003, 08:18 PM	#9
Megusic Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: OH Posts: 1,292	haha, that is one funny site i was looking through the mailbag and getting a good laugh, but then it started making me sick. i mean, there are starving children, rapes and murders, and just a lot of crappy stuff in the world, and these people are freaking out over one joke sight?

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