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08-26-2002, 01:30 PM | #1 |
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Proof against evolution
(In case you are wondering, this is a SATIRE of one of the sillier creationinst argument styles . . . no, I don't believe it!)
Okay, here's proof that evolution can't be real: why does meat taste yummy? Think about it. Wouldn't it be genetically favorable for an animal flesh to taste horrible, so that predators wouldn't hunt them down? But meat tastes great. Steaks, hamburgers, ribs, etc. Yum! (My apologies to the vegetarians out there!) |
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This works so well, that other species that don't taste bad mimic the colouration of the bad-tasting ones. There's even a species that can mimic two of the bad-tasting species, determined when it's conceived. [ August 26, 2002: Message edited by: Kevin Dorner ]</p> |
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Further support for this practice can be found in the communion ritual. |
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Oral sex feels great, and doesn't contribute to, and one could argue could actually harm, the perpetuation of the species. So there's another blow (pun intended) to evolution. God wants us to get hummers.
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Indeed how many men have strayed from their marital vows because they were getting more sexual variety elsewhere? Millions! |
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Meat only tastes good because our tongues tell us that it does. The tongue evolved to like meat per se.
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Have you ever tried goat's meat? YUCK!!!
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Are you still talking about oral sex here? |
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Oh, and don't try to serve goat to ME. I, too, am an "all-American beef" kind of guy..... == Bill |
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