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07-25-2003, 04:42 AM
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What a Friend I Have in Jesus
It was my birthday last week. One of 43 so far. Nurse Patterson took me to the swings and I had icecream and jelly. Still no card from Jesus though. Sniff.
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07-25-2003, 05:11 AM
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07-25-2003, 06:25 AM
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07-25-2003, 06:56 AM
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Hey, the IPU doesn't do birthday cards.
And this topic is off to... hmmm... heads GRD, tails humor... (flips coin) GRD it is, then! |
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07-25-2003, 07:48 AM
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And you're only 43? Have you finished with adolescence yet? 
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07-25-2003, 07:57 AM
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But I've never heard of anyone putting jelly on ice cream?
You have yet to live, Nowhere357.  But I prefer brandy on mine. |
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07-25-2003, 08:00 AM
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Boro Nut, Jesus told me to tell you that he received no card, not even a call, from you on his birthday last. Not to mention that he's still miffed that you haven't returned the nails you borrowed.
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07-25-2003, 09:15 AM
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Even though I'm a theist I do know a thing or two!  p.s. Happy Birthday last week, Boro Nut!
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07-26-2003, 07:51 AM
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07-26-2003, 08:08 AM
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HE was there
Boro Nut : Nurse Patterson took me to the swings and I had icecream and jelly. Still no card from Jesus though. Sniff.
You nut, He was there swinging with you. He was in your icecream tasting it. He also accompanied Nurse Patterson. Finally he made a smooth landing in your jelly. Are'nt You ungrateful, He paid you a personal visit, and all you can complain about is he did'nt send you a card. You nut, cards are for your human fiends. He probably swished and swooshed right by you and you were so occupied with your nutty ego, You did not even notice him. Now all you do is complain. Tut Tut. |
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