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03-19-2003, 01:12 PM
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The Great Invisible Pink Fluctuation (a poem)
Precious little atheists,
so cute n' cuddly worshipping the great IPF does it hear our cries? Someone petition the Great IPF to fluctuate for me Please, o Great IPF, Fluctuate for me, for me. If you can fluctuate a universe from the void, surely a new job, a new house, or a few bucks on the side is nothing at all for you!......right? O great IPF, let your pink power shine through I know you can fluctuate into existence all things and maybe even a girlfriend too! Great IPF, when you formed the earth and the sky With your everloving froth Inflating your great wisdom and space-time foam could you forsee the unbelievers...those crazy xians who would deny your pink light? Fluctuate for me, o Great IPF. I need a fluctuation today. Precious little atheists Intercede for me Poor little' ole me needs a helping hand The IPF, o great IPF....can it hear little ole' me? |
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03-19-2003, 01:48 PM
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03-19-2003, 04:27 PM
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Yeah, my wife calls me that too.
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03-19-2003, 04:33 PM
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Re: The Great Invisible Pink Fluctuation (a poem)
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If you think this is some kind of insightful satire, you entirely missed the point. IPU is an obviously made-up character, entirely imaginary. That it is as coherent and as provable as your god (which is to say, it isn't any of those things, unless you think of it like believers think of their god), that is the point. Your poem demonstrates that you didn't understand anything people here have been saying in the threads you started. But, oh well. 
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03-19-2003, 04:37 PM
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Precious little theists,
so cute n' cuddly worshipping the great GPB does it hear our cries? Someone petition the Great GPB to fluctuate for me Please, o Great GPB, Fluctuate for me, for me. If you can fluctuate a universe from the void, surely a new job, a new house, or a few bucks on the side is nothing at all for you!......right? O great GPB, let your invisible power shine through I know you can fluctuate into existence all things and maybe even a girlfriend too! Great GPB, when you formed the earth and the sky With your everloving froth Inflating your great wisdom and space-time foam could you forsee the unbelievers...those crazy atheists who would deny your invisible light? Fluctuate for me, o Great GPB. I need a fluctuation today. Precious little theists Intercede for me Poor little' ole me needs a helping hand The GPB, o great GPB....can it hear little ole' me? (well, someone had to do it) 
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03-19-2003, 10:49 PM
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now you no better than to commit plagarism!
 the GPB doesn't fluctuate, either. That is a copyright manifestation of the atheist IPF. and do you really think that theists are cute 'n cuddly? Cuz thats what I think of atheists. They are just so adorable. 
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03-19-2003, 11:20 PM
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Okay, has Radorth been cloning himself?
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03-20-2003, 02:15 AM
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Hey, xian. Why don't you check out some real Christian poetry. You might learn something about rhyme and metre.
Then again, you might not ... 
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