Jobar

One of the finest and funniest posts ever made on E/C, and it's been far too long since it's been reposted, and Radorth needs to see it.

I won't swear all the links work still...

You do not like evolution, man?
I do not like it, Darwini-an.
You may see it, look and see!
You can see it in this tree!

Hawaiian silverswords

I do not see it in a tree.
I know my God, he�s good to me!
But look, it�s written in the rocks!
Would you, could you
See some rocks?
I will not, will not, look at rocks.
Well maybe you could see this fox?

< various dog, fox, wolf, dhole etc pics >

I will not see it in a fox.
I will not see it in the rocks.
I will not see it in a tree.
I do not like it, scientist, you see.
I do not like evolution, man!
I do not like it, Darwini-an!
Liking it�s not here or there
You can see it -- everywhere!
It�s not to like -- descent�s a fact,
Or a strange way for a God to act,
To give us lots of broken genes --
So tell me, tell me, what that means!
Air and foodpipes both in the throat?
Silly chap, now see this goat!

< viable goat/sheep hybrids are possible by artificial insemination >
Understanding�s a real cinch
If you will come and see this finch!

No problem, no problem with the throat,
Same kind, same kind, are sheep and goat!
I do not, do not accept this finch!
For God these things are all a cinch!
Do you, do you, believe the flood?
I�d rather flood than crawl from mud!
Koala, dino, insect and shark
You think were all inside an ark?
So many critters in one place
Didn�t they run out of space?
Yes they were inside the ark!
(Which was the size of Central Park)
That many kinds? Oh what a pity!
I guess the place got pretty shitty!
They pooped in scoops and cows turned fans
Think out of your box Darwini-an!
Yes they were on board the boat
I do not see it in a goat
I think my God you want to lynch
So you can stuff your bloody finch!
Not in a fox!
Not in the rocks!
Not in a tree!
I will not see!
I do not like it here or there
I think it�s evil everywhere!
You do not seem to understand
I do not like it, Darwini-an!
Evolution�s evil. So you say.
Try it, try it, and you may
Try it and you may, I say
See it poses no great threats
To your great God (though we�re his pets).
It only upsets literal Gen.
A deep, rich story -- no problem then!
< looks at evidence, looks at bible, looks at evidence >
Nature�s wrong, the bible�s right
So I�ll argue this all bloody night!
:banghead:
TTFN, Dr Oolon Seuss
December 05, 2001