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Boro Nut · 05-01-2002, 03:41 AM

If God had wanted us to fly, he could at least have had the decency to exist.

Boro Nut

PS - You can apply this basic format to anything you don't want to do.

Jewel · 05-01-2002, 04:15 AM

I've alway's liked this one:

WWJD? - Probably get his dumb ass nailed to a cross.

kwigibo · 05-01-2002, 04:28 AM

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Originally posted by jewelc:
<strong>I've alway's liked this one:

WWJD? - Probably get his dumb ass nailed to a cross.</strong>

Cozmoe · 05-02-2002, 02:11 PM

"An agnostic is an atheist who's lost his nerve."

"God loves the atheists best because they take him the most seriously."

and a snippet from TOWING JEHOVA by James Morrow
"Saul of Tarsus had an epileptic seizure and called it Christianity."

Marduk · 05-02-2002, 03:14 PM

also from Morrow "Bible Stories for Adults"
"Earth is a spiritual kindergarden where we learn to spell God's name with wooden blocks"

Howard · 05-02-2002, 05:20 PM

You can't have your Savior and eat him too.

ex-preacher · 05-02-2002, 05:26 PM

God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.

Hedwig · 05-02-2002, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ex-preacher:
<strong>God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.</strong>

I highly recommend the bumper sticker. It's the only thing that's ever gotten my car keyed.

Queen of Swords · 05-02-2002, 07:49 PM

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Originally posted by ex-preacher:
God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.

And He was scrum-diddly-umptious!

Mike Rosoft · 05-03-2002, 04:47 AM

>Just a few from my assorted collection of enlightenment.

These ones appear <a href="http://atheists.home.att.net/misc/billboards.htm" target="_blank">here</a>.

Mike Rosoft

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05-01-2002, 03:41 AM	#31
Boro Nut Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Middlesbrough, England Posts: 3,909	If God had wanted us to fly, he could at least have had the decency to exist. Boro Nut PS - You can apply this basic format to anything you don't want to do.

05-01-2002, 04:15 AM	#32
Jewel Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Northern Virginia, USA Posts: 1,112	I've alway's liked this one: WWJD? - Probably get his dumb ass nailed to a cross.

05-02-2002, 02:11 PM	#34
Cozmoe Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Iowa Posts: 43	"An agnostic is an atheist who's lost his nerve." "God loves the atheists best because they take him the most seriously." and a snippet from TOWING JEHOVA by James Morrow "Saul of Tarsus had an epileptic seizure and called it Christianity."

05-02-2002, 03:14 PM	#35
Marduk Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the 10th planet Posts: 5,065	also from Morrow "Bible Stories for Adults" "Earth is a spiritual kindergarden where we learn to spell God's name with wooden blocks"

05-02-2002, 05:20 PM	#36
Howard Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Orlando, Fl Posts: 5,864	You can't have your Savior and eat him too.

05-02-2002, 05:26 PM	#37
ex-preacher Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: University of Arkansas Posts: 1,033	God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.

05-03-2002, 04:47 AM	#40
Mike Rosoft Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Prague, Czech Republic Posts: 965	>Just a few from my assorted collection of enlightenment. These ones appear <a href="http://atheists.home.att.net/misc/billboards.htm" target="_blank">here</a>. Mike Rosoft

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