Smilin

Hello Infidels:

I'd LOVE to post this on CF (I'm banned) to get there reactions..

I'm interested in your comments on this new 'theory' I found while aimlessly surfing the web...

Check it out and please comment..parts of it are HILARIOUS...

~sMILIN

http://www.barry.warmkessel.com/barry/NOAH.html

Spaz

Wow, that's quite odd. Can they not come to the conclusion that it's a bunch of shit?

Smilin

Now...ALIENS actually built the ark!!!!

Marduk

“Now...ALIENS actually built the ark!!!!”

hmmmm makes sense, the original Sumerian Flood story says the Ark was cube shaped! The Borg have cube shaped ships on Star Trek! Coincidence? I think not!
They no doubt took DNA samples from all the animals therefore fitting them all on the boat easily.

Dark Jedi

That would explain their pathological need to assimilate everyone.

Kosh

Quick! Somebody tell Amie that she can prove the Flood now!

Smilin

With the minimum number of animals required to evolve and populate the earth's current number of species...

I'm SURE there was a bunch of shit on the ark during there year long deployment at sea.....

wildsimian

Sorry, I couldn't get through the first paragraph without giggling uncontrollably.

Jesus was an alien! The ark was an alien craft! And just recently I watched a program on the history channel that suggested than an alien spaceship may have possibly parted the red sea which allowed Moses and his followers to pass.

Hey, when you can't explain something ... make it even more unexplainable. Then everyone can bow in awe. Faith? Nah! Just have a little bit of imagination!

I got an idea! How about we incorporate "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" into human evolution! What fun!

iccarus

Given the stated biblical size of the Ark the total volume of the ark would be around 2.8-2.9 million cubic feet of space (totally neglecting support struts, wood thickness, decks, and all otehr internal structures)
Given the assumption of YEC that macro-evolution doesn't work then new species would not come about in ~5000 years, allowing for sub-species micro-evolution. Then the current number of catalogued species (never mind those that we don't know, about estimated around 14 million, or those that are extinct, many millions more especially if you include dinosaurs) is around 1.8 million. Given an average volume of about one cubic foot per animal (around the size of a house cat) then by placing all the animals into a HUGE Blender one could pour all of them into this hollow ark and they would fit.

But really why bother since miracles are allowed just make god hold them all out of the water.


Iccarus

Spaz

That's what I never got. Why does god does all this crazy shit to try to make it seemingly possible to ancient people? What's the point? Why use something natural when he could very well do whatever the fuck he wanted?