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The Naked Mage · 02-13-2003, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Bumble Bee Tuna:

On reading the topic title, I smiled. YAY! People like Pat Robertson deserve to die as soon as possible. I welcome any bad news about their health eagerly. I hope the surgery has complications and he dies a painful death in the hospital.

Naw, save painful death for Falwell. Robertson deserves, at most, to have his arms and legs cut off and his penis grafted onto his forehead, then displayed in a traveling freak show as "The Disturbing Quadriplegic Dickhead Boy".

Grad Student Humanist · 02-13-2003, 11:52 AM

I don't wish death on anyone, period. But I won't be any sadder at his passing than I am at the passing of thousands of other people I don't know.

In any case, why should Pat worry at all? Isn't he going up to Heaven as soon as he expires? And if he got prostate cancer in the first place it's because God wants him to have prostate cancer. Right, Pat?

dangin · 02-13-2003, 12:13 PM

Medical note on prostate cancer for the fellows.

25% of us have it by our 30s, 50% by our 50s, 90% by our 90s, and if you live long enough 100% have it by death in their 100s. Most people die WITH prostate cancer, not from it. It is one of the slowest growing cancers, doubling in size yearly. Which may sound fast until you consider that that is usually starting from one cell.

Some forms of brain cancer double in size weekly.

Pat's just like the rest of us, except for more evil than even me, which is hard for me to say.

Mediancat · 02-13-2003, 12:25 PM

I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone, no matter how little I think they contribute to public debate/the gene pool.

I will confess that when Pat Robertson dies I won;t be doing a whole lot of mourning, however.

Rob aka Mediancat

nogods4me · 02-13-2003, 01:08 PM

It will be interesting to see how he spins it.
I am sure he is telling his flock that John Kerry contacted the same cancer because he is an evil ungodly liberal. But I guess god gave it to Pat as a test of his faith.

Ronin · 02-13-2003, 01:15 PM

I say Benny Hinn should give a good laying on of hands for Pat...it may or may not work, but milk would sure shoot out my nose if I had that picture!

christ-on-a-stick · 02-13-2003, 01:41 PM

He (and his ilk) are like a cancer on society. Strangely, it fits.

BibleBelted · 02-13-2003, 01:43 PM

This might be an opportune time to point out the efficacy of Pat's line of multi-vitamins and nutritional supplements.

Pat's Age-Defyin' Shake!

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Originally posted by The Naked Mage:

Robertson deserves, at most, to have his arms and legs cut off and his penis grafted onto his forehead, then displayed in a traveling freak show as "The Disturbing Quadriplegic Dickhead Boy".

That is just sooo wrong!

I feel so bad for laughing my ass off.

Ronin · 02-13-2003, 02:35 PM

And I feel so wrong for even trying to beat that one with my Benny Hinn quip...

ROFL!

:notworthy :notworthy The Naked Mage

notMichaelJackson · 02-13-2003, 02:40 PM

Well, he had better hope that there are not any Muslim, atheist, or other non-Christian doctors performing/helping with the surgery.

02-13-2003, 01:41 PM	#17
christ-on-a-stick Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Durango, Colorado Posts: 7,116	Isn't it ironic..... He (and his ilk) are like a cancer on society. Strangely, it fits.

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02-13-2003, 11:52 AM	#12
Grad Student Humanist Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Melrose, MA Posts: 961	I don't wish death on anyone, period. But I won't be any sadder at his passing than I am at the passing of thousands of other people I don't know. In any case, why should Pat worry at all? Isn't he going up to Heaven as soon as he expires? And if he got prostate cancer in the first place it's because God wants him to have prostate cancer. Right, Pat?

02-13-2003, 12:13 PM	#13
dangin Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Middle, Kansas Posts: 2,637	Medical note on prostate cancer for the fellows. 25% of us have it by our 30s, 50% by our 50s, 90% by our 90s, and if you live long enough 100% have it by death in their 100s. Most people die WITH prostate cancer, not from it. It is one of the slowest growing cancers, doubling in size yearly. Which may sound fast until you consider that that is usually starting from one cell. Some forms of brain cancer double in size weekly. Pat's just like the rest of us, except for more evil than even me, which is hard for me to say.

02-13-2003, 12:25 PM	#14
Mediancat Contributor Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Baltimore County, MD Posts: 19,644	I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone, no matter how little I think they contribute to public debate/the gene pool. I will confess that when Pat Robertson dies I won;t be doing a whole lot of mourning, however. Rob aka Mediancat

02-13-2003, 01:08 PM	#15
nogods4me Contributor Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Baltimore, MD USA Posts: 17,432	It will be interesting to see how he spins it. I am sure he is telling his flock that John Kerry contacted the same cancer because he is an evil ungodly liberal. But I guess god gave it to Pat as a test of his faith.

02-13-2003, 01:15 PM	#16
Ronin Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Mississippi Posts: 5,047	I say Benny Hinn should give a good laying on of hands for Pat...it may or may not work, but milk would sure shoot out my nose if I had that picture!

02-13-2003, 02:35 PM	#19
Ronin Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Mississippi Posts: 5,047	And I feel so wrong for even trying to beat that one with my Benny Hinn quip... ROFL! :notworthy :notworthy The Naked Mage

02-13-2003, 02:40 PM	#20
notMichaelJackson Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: IL Posts: 552	Well, he had better hope that there are not any Muslim, atheist, or other non-Christian doctors performing/helping with the surgery.

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