Hondo

This thought came to me this evening, and it may not be worthy of contemplation by the fine minds on this forum, but what the hell, I'll give it a wag.

Genesis 1:26 says, "Then God said, "Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them blah, blah, blah."

Does God need sexual organs? Would they be used to impregnate mommy God? To make baby Gods? Maybe this is why he says, "in our image."

Seriously, would God need sexual organs?

Always pondering

Hondo

ken1burton

Hondo.

The Creation story is only a similitude for the day of the cross. The Body of Christ is born the day of the cross seen in Psalms 2:6/7, Given the heathen in 2:8. All mankind is in the Body of Christ. We are seen as His Son.

(PSALMS 2:6) Yet have I set my king upon my holy hill of Zion. (KJV)
(PSALMS 2:7) I will declare the decree: the Lord hath said unto me, Thou art my son; this day have I begotten thee. (KJV)

PS. God did have one ball but He got rid of it.

(ISAIAH 22:18) He will surely violently turn and toss thee like a ball into a large country: there shalt thou die, and there the chariots of thy glory shall be the shame of thy lord's house.(KJV)


Ken

sullster

Tough question there, Hondo. I just don't know. I still don't know if his son, Jeebus, checked out the babes while he was preaching. Was Jeebus horny baby? Maybe if Daddy had balls, his son might have had the urges. It is an interrelated subject. Just wondering.

nixon

Well of course He has balls (Great Balls of Fire!), He did impregnate Mary did He not?

pescifish

He only needed a turkey baster for that trick, though.

Amos

God created man as androgyne, neither with balls nor vagina but with the potential to get one or the other during conception (notice here that creation precedes conception.

Your problem is that your balls are in charge of your mind.

sullster

That is one of the most astoundingly weird postings you have ever done. It totally ignores all biological knowledge of conception. You truly live in the land of the bizarre.

Hondo

O.K. I asked this question to be silly, after a few to many on a Friday night. The only reasons I can see for God having a penis, are one, the raping of nubile young virgins, was Mary's hymen intact after the act? Did she feel like a virgin, or a woman? And two, to take one huge, flooding piss upon his creation.

ken1burton, what in the world are you talking about, when you get a real clue come on back so we can actually communicate as human beings.

Yes Amos my balls are in charge most of the time, though I prefer to think of it as Captain Weiner at the Helm. It is easy to explain my natural urges toward keeping my DNA out there in the gene pool. How do you explain yours, Satan, sin, human imperfection, other vulgar notions?

Hondo

nixon

Hey Amos! How do you explain X and Y chromosomes in said infants DNA; which actually predates the conception. Did you know that the male determines the sex of the infant based on which of his sperm makes it to the egg?

Talk about pre-ordination! Ha ha

Amos

That's exactly my point. Creation precedes existence and at conception the sex will be designated to form after its gender model of identity and can be either one.