Brahma's atheist

I love the scene in The Simpsons when Homer opens the door to Rev. Lovejoy.
"Is this about God"
"Everything is about God, except this."
So when one day a God Peddlar came a knockin' I thought I had to use the line. Nerves got the better of me and I said, "Is this a God thing?"
The woman was stumped for second.
I told her I was a Hindu. She said "Oh, well there was a book written about 2000 years ago called the bible...."
I was stumped. I said I was a Hindu not a freakin' moron.
The dad of a friend of mine used to ask how many wives you got by joining their religion.

lunatic.retired

This works a treat!

A4, laminated, hangs on my front door ;

ANTICHRIST CHANT

Oooohhh hear me, demon of the underworld...

Lord of evil and master of all that is unholy.

I beseech you to come forth and remove this

christian virus from my presence for it reeks

of hypocrisy and uses your name as a weapon in

its favour . Remove it from my path,

for thou art the true higher power.

Thank you amen dark and unholy lord.