hezekiah jones

I know, but sex slaves without genitals, right?

Anyway, can Jesus kick you out of heaven? Badfish mumbled something but didn't address the Q.

Badfish

If your anus causes you displeasure then you will not retain you anus.

All former things are wiped away, there is no more pain or suffering at all, it is euphoria (paradise).

hezekiah jones

Originally posted by Badfish
If your anus causes you displeasure then you will not retain you anus.

So only people whose anuses did not cause them displeasure will bring their anuses to paradise.

And here I thought the OP was silly.

Yellum Notnef

It's things like this that make all the frustration and anger this site gives me worth it.

hezekiah jones

WinAce, we've got a keeper.

yguy

If Jesus can be tricked by idle boasting, then snowflakes can dreamily sip at pina coladas while lounging at a poolside on the surface of the sun.

Badfish

These are rewards and not a basis for salvation.

Quote:

"For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ, so that each one may be paid back according to what he has done while in the body, whether good or evil." [2 Corinthians 5:10]

Same here, rewards, not salvation. There will be some that are granted salvation even if their works were not the greatest, maybe the least of the saved will be a janitor or something.

Quote:

"For just as the body without the spirit is dead, so also faith without works is dead." [James 2:26]

Once you are saved and practice faith, you are compelled to do good works in the name of Christ, IOW, if you proclaim to have faith, yet live contrary to God's word or behave like an unsaved person, then your faith is dead.

Quote:

"And I saw the dead, the great and the small, standing before the throne. Then books were opened, and another book was opened—the book of life. So the dead were judged by what was written in the books, according to their deeds." [Revelations 20:12]

These are the dead that never heard the gospel, rejected it, or never heard it to God's or the person's satisfaction. IMO

Quote:

"But she will be delivered through childbearing, if she continues in faith and love and holiness with self-control." [1 Timothy 2:15]

I don't know what you mean by this one. It is not a statement of salvation, it is a statement of a byproduct as result of grace.

hezekiah jones

Originally posted by yguy
If Jesus can be tricked by idle boasting, then snowflakes can dreamily sip at pina coladas while lounging at a poolside on the surface of the sun.

Then what the hell is Paul jabbering about in Ephesians? Was he just getting off on the ergot when he wrote that?

Badfish

No once your in heaven, your there to stay, you are not human and will not have the desire to sin, so you can't get kicked pout of heaven.

Although this raises the question about Satan rebelling.

hezekiah jones

Originally posted by Badfish
No once your in heaven, your there to stay, you are not human and will not have the desire to sin, so you can't get kicked pout of heaven.

Okay, thanks. But this doesn't address what the hell Paul was talking about though.

Originally posted by Badfish
Although this raises the question about Satan rebelling.

Hey - get your own thread.

No, wait. Jesus kicked Satan out of Heaven? So first you say Jesus can't kick you out of Heaven, and then you say Jesus kicked Satan out of Heaven? Wuzzup wit dat?