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I know, but sex slaves without genitals, right?
Anyway, can Jesus kick you out of heaven? Badfish mumbled something but didn't address the Q. |
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If your anus causes you displeasure then you will not retain you anus.
All former things are wiped away, there is no more pain or suffering at all, it is euphoria (paradise). |
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Originally posted by Badfish
If your anus causes you displeasure then you will not retain you anus. So only people whose anuses did not cause them displeasure will bring their anuses to paradise. And here I thought the OP was silly. |
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Re: Can Jesus kick you out of Heaven?
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Can Jesus kick you out of Heaven?
Originally posted by yguy
If Jesus can be tricked by idle boasting, then snowflakes can dreamily sip at pina coladas while lounging at a poolside on the surface of the sun. Then what the hell is Paul jabbering about in Ephesians? Was he just getting off on the ergot when he wrote that? |
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Originally posted by Badfish
No once your in heaven, your there to stay, you are not human and will not have the desire to sin, so you can't get kicked pout of heaven. Okay, thanks. But this doesn't address what the hell Paul was talking about though. Originally posted by Badfish Although this raises the question about Satan rebelling. Hey - get your own thread. No, wait. Jesus kicked Satan out of Heaven? So first you say Jesus can't kick you out of Heaven, and then you say Jesus kicked Satan out of Heaven? Wuzzup wit dat? |
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