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Old 07-29-2003, 11:33 PM   #1
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Question Ten New Commandments



The Ten Commandments of Religion and Religious Belief:

1. Feeling somewhat lost? – then comfort yourself by resorting to mumbo-jumbo and manifest falsity
2. Conduct your life as others say – thinking and acting independently is just that bit harder
3. Waste a large proportion of all the spare time and energy in your life on worship, prayer, ritual, ceremony, supporting the livelihoods of fraudsters and conmen, and on believing in something that doesn’t exist
4. Believe in what others insist must dominate your thought processes – because of their own hidden agendas, personal psychological problems or erroneous convictions
5. Give up hard earned savings and property to greedy, manipulative strangers
6. Lavish praise on so-called ‘prophets’, ‘holy men’, ‘spiritual leaders’, ‘priests’, ‘mullahs’, ‘rabbis’, and so on (or alternatively, that should perhaps be ‘glorify the misguided’ or maybe occasionally ‘lavish praise on narcissistic, sly, manipulative liars’ ?)
7. Believe that you will live forever – well, why not give free reign to sheer egotism about immortality of the self
8. Insist that it is solely your religion and its texts that have veracity against all others – after all, why not combine your ego with your crude tribal instincts while you’re at it
9. Covet the minds of all who don’t share your belief – you want to control them and you secretly both despise and envy their independent, rational thinking
10. As you encounter sound challenges to your belief system and discover internal incoherencies, merely shift your ground so as to make things fit – maintain that falsehood
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maybe one of the New Commandments of Religion & Religious Belief should be:

"Fill the minds of children with your superstitious belief system well before they are independent both emotionally and intellectually - and give it a name like 'Recruiting for Jesus' or some such"
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I’m taking the liberty of quoting crocodile deathroll’s Ten Commandments originally posted in the Does atheism entail religious beliefs? thread as it fits so well here.

Any more Commandments to ADD?

Any here to attack?

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Originally posted by crocodile deathroll
My Ten Commandments

Mine in italics

1
"You shall have no other gods but me"
"You shall have no other gods including me"


2
"You shall not take the name of your Lord in vain"
"You are permitted take the name of your Lord in vain, he/she can't hear you"


3
"You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day holy"
"Sunday is just another day"

4
"Honor your father and mother"
"Question your father and mother, as they like to bring up their kids a climate intelligent debate"


5
"You shall not kill"
"You shall not kill (unless you have lost all quality of life or it is self defense and that rules out capital punishment)"

6
"You shall not commit adultery"
"You shall commit adultery to spread your genetic material - but be careful"


7
"You shall not steal"
"You shall not steal and that also means stealing land from Australian Aboriginals and Native Americans as well as abducting their kids to convert them to Christianity"


8
"You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor"
"You have to work hard to discover the truth as it is not handed to you on a couple of tablets"


9
"You shall not covet your neighbor's goods. You shall not covet your neighbour's house. You shall not covet your neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his bull, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbour's."
"It is OK to feel a little be envious of your neighbor's goods.”

10
"It doesn't strictly have to be 10 of them"
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11. And whenst ever thou needest thoust may rewrite these commandments, for the Lord is thy sheppard and thou shalt not want.
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12. Thou shalt have a sense of humor
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13. Thou shalt rebel against Rapture Ready Admins.
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Thi is a little quote from a Cambridge graduate . . .

Quote:
Originally published by Ali G (real name Sacha Baron Cohen, a Cambridge educated Jew)
Da Fif Commandant
HONOUR THY FATER AND MOTHER.
Lets remember dis woz written in very primitiv times when people hactually knew who deir father and mother woz. Fankfully we has come a long way since den and most dads iz responsible enuf to do a runner as deir kids iz born. Dat iz why me new commandant iz...

DA NEW COMMANDANT
RESPECT YOUR NAN.
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I am a nobody
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I. Thou shalt have only the God that actually walks around the earth in giant, superhero form smiting evildoers with real lightning bolts.

II Thou shalt better do whatever that God tells you to do, maggot.

III Thou shalt refer back to commandment I.
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1. Be as you are

2. Be as you want to be

3. Remember to breathe






DD - Love & Laughter
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The 35 commandments



1
The commandment that can be told is not the eternal commandment.
The name that can be named is not the eternal name.
The nameless is the beginning of heaven and Earth.
The named is the mother of the ten thousand things.
Ever desireless, one can see the mystery.
Ever desiring, one sees the manifestations.
These two spring from the same source but differ in name; this appears as darkness.
Darkness within darkness.
The gate to all mystery.

2
The commandment is an empty vessel; it is used, but never filled.
Oh, unfathomable source of ten thousand things!
Blunt the sharpness,
Untangle the knot,
Soften the glare,
Merge with dust.
Oh, hidden deep but ever present!
I do not know from whence it comes.
It is the forefather of the gods.

3
The highest good is like water.
Water give life to the ten thousand things and does not strive.
It flows in places men reject and so is like the commandment.
In dwelling, be close to the land.
In meditation, go deep in the heart.
In dealing with others, be gentle and kind.
In speech, be true.
In ruling, be just.
In daily life, be competent.
In action, be aware of the time and the season.
No fight: No blame.

4
Look, it cannot be seen - it is beyond form.
Listen, it cannot be heard - it is beyond sound.
Grasp, it cannot be held - it is intangible.
These three are indefinable;
Therefore they are joined in one.
From above it is not bright;
From below it is not dark:
An unbroken thread beyond description.
It returns to nothingness.
The form of the formless,
The image of the imageless,
It is called indefinable and beyond imagination.
Stand before it and there is no beginning.
Follow it and there is no end.
Stay with the ancient commandment ,
Move with the present.
Knowing the ancient beginning is the essence of commandment.

5
The ancient masters were subtle, mysterious, profound, responsive.
The depth of their knowledge is unfathomable.
Because it is unfathomable,
All we can do is describe their appearance.
Watchful, like men crossing a winter stream.
Alert, like men aware of danger.
Courteous, like visiting guests.
Yielding like ice about to melt.
Simple, like uncarved blocks of wood.
Hollow, like caves.
Opaque, like muddy pools.
Who can wait quietly while the mud settles?
Who can remain still until the moment of action?
Observers of the commandment do not seek fulfillment.
Not seeking fulfillment, they are not swayed by desire for change.

6
Empty yourself of everything.
Let the mind become still.
The ten thousand things rise and fall while the Self watches their return.
They grow and flourish and then return to the source.
Returning to the source is stillness, which is the way of nature.
The way of nature is unchanging.
Knowing constancy is insight.
Not knowing constancy leads to disaster.
Knowing constancy, the mind is open.
With an open mind, you will be openhearted.
Being openhearted, you will act royally.
Being royal, you will attain the divine.
Being divine, you will be at one with the commandment.
Being at one with the commandment is eternal.
And though the body dies, the commandment will never pass away.

7
When the great commandment is forgotten,
Kindness and morality arise.
When wisdom and intelligence are born,
The great pretense begins.
When there is no peace within the family,
Filial piety and devotion arise.
When the country is confused and in chaos,
Loyal ministers appear.

8
The greatest Virtue is to follow commandment and commandment alone.
The commandment is elusive and intangible.
Oh, it is intangible and elusive, and yet within is image.
Oh, it is elusive and intangible, and yet within is form.
Oh, it is dim and dark, and yet within is essence.
This essence is very real, and therein lies faith.
From the very beginning until now its name has never been forgotten.
Thus I perceive the creation.
How do I know the ways of creation?
Because of this.

9
To talk little is natural.
High winds do not last all morning.
Heavy rain does not last all day.
Why is this? Heaven and Earth!
If heaven and Earth cannot make things eternal,
How is it possible for man?
He who follows the commandment
Is at one with the commandment.
He who is virtuous
Experiences Virtue.
He who loses the way
Is lost.
When you are at one with the commandment ,
The commandment welcomes you.
When you are at one with Virtue,
The Virtue is always there.
When you are at one with loss,
The loss is experienced willingly.
He who does not trust enough
Will not be trusted.

10
He who stands on tiptoe is not steady.
He who strides cannot maintain the pace.
He who makes a show is not enlightened.
He who is self-righteous is not respected.
He who boasts achieves nothing.
He who brags will not endure.
According to followers of the commandment , "These are extra food and unnecessary luggage."
They do not bring happiness.
therefore followers of the commandment avoid them.

11
Something mysteriously formed,
Born before heaven and Earth.
In the silence and the void,
Standing alone and unchanging,
Ever present and in motion.
Perhaps it is the mother of ten thousand things.
I do not know its name
Call it commandment.
For lack of a better word, I call it great.
Being great, it flows
I flows far away.
Having gone far, it returns.
Therefore, "commandment is great;
Heaven is great;
Earth is great;
The king is also great."
These are the four great powers of the universe,
And the king is one of them.
Man follows Earth.
Earth follows heaven.
Heaven follows the commandment.
commandment follows what is natural.

12
Whenever you advise a ruler in the way of commandment ,
Counsel him not to use force to conquer the universe.
For this would only cause resistance.
Thorn bushes spring up wherever the army has passed.
Lean years follow in the wake of a great war.
Just do what needs to be done.
Never take advantage of power.
Achieve results,
But never glory in them.
Achieve results,
But never boast.
Achieve results,
But never be proud.
Achieve results,
Because this is the natural way.
Achieve results,
But not through violence.
Force is followed by loss of strength.
This is not the way of commandment.
That which goes against the commandment comes to an early end.

13
Good weapons are instruments of fear; all creatures hate them.
Therefore followers of commandment never use them.
The wise man prefers the left.
The man of war prefers the right.
Weapons are instruments of fear; they are not a wise man's tools.
He uses them only when he has no choice.
Peace and quiet are dear to his heart,
And victory no cause for rejoicing.
If you rejoice in victory, then you delight in killing;
If you delight in killing, you cannot fulfill yourself.
On happy occasions precedence is given to the left,
On sad occasions to the right.
In the army the general stands on the left,
The commander-in-chief on the right.
This means that war is conducted like a funeral.
When many people are being killed,
They should be mourned in heartfelt sorrow.
That is why a victory must be observed like a funeral.

14
The commandment is forever undefined.
Small though it is in the unformed state, it cannot be grasped.
If kings and lords could harness it,
The ten thousand things would come together
And gentle rain fall.
Men would need no more instruction and all things would take their course.
Once the whole is divided, the parts need names.
There are already enough names.
One must know when to stop.
Knowing when to stop averts trouble.
commandment in the world is like a river flowing home to the sea.

15
The great commandment flows everywhere, both to the left and to the right.
The ten thousand things depend upon it; it holds nothing back.
It fulfills its purpose silently and makes no claim.
It nourishes the ten thousand things,
And yet is not their lord.
It has no aim; it is very small.
The ten thousand things return to it,
Yet it is not their lord.
It is very great.
It does not show greatness,
And is therefore truly great.

16
All men will come to him who keeps to the one,
For there lie rest and happiness and peace.
Passersby may stop for music and good food,
But a description of the commandment
Seems without substance or flavor.
It cannot be seen, it cannot be heard,
And yet it cannot be exhausted.

17
commandment abides in non-action,
Yet nothing is left undone.
If kings and lords observed this,
The ten thousand things would develop naturally.
If they still desired to act,
They would return to the simplicity of formless substance.
Without for there is no desire.
Without desire there is.
And in this way all things would be at peace.

18
A truly good man is not aware of his goodness,
And is therefore good.
A foolish man tries to be good,
And is therefore not good.
A truly good man does nothing,
Yet leaves nothing undone.
A foolish man is always doing,
Yet much remains to be done.
When a truly kind man does something, he leaves nothing undone.
When a just man does something, he leaves a great deal to be done.
When a disciplinarian does something and no one responds,
He rolls up his sleeves in an attempt to enforce order.
Therefore when commandment is lost, there is goodness.
When goodness is lost, there is kindness.
When kindness is lost, there is justice.
When justice is lost, there ritual.
Now ritual is the husk of faith and loyalty, the beginning of confusion.
Knowledge of the future is only a flowery trapping of commandment.
It is the beginning of folly.
Therefore the truly great man dwells on what is real and not what is on the surface,
On the fruit and not the flower.
Therefore accept the one and reject the other.

19
Returning is the motion of the commandment.
Yielding is the way of the commandment.
The ten thousand things are born of being.
Being is born of not being.

20
The wise student hears of the commandment and practices it diligently.
The average student hears of the commandment and gives it thought now and again.
The foolish student hears of the commandment and laughs aloud.
If there were no laughter, the commandment would not be what it is.
Hence it is said:
The bright path seems dim;
Going forward seems like retreat;
The easy way seems hard;
The highest Virtue seems empty;
Great purity seems sullied;
A wealth of Virtue seems inadequate;
The strength of Virtue seems frail;
Real Virtue seems unreal;
The perfect square has no corners;
Great talents ripen late;
The highest notes are hard to hear;
The greatest form has no shape;
The commandment is hidden and without name.
The commandment alone nourishes and brings everything to fulfillment.

21
The commandment begot one.
One begot two.
Two begot three.
And three begot the ten thousand things.
The ten thousand things carry yin and embrace yang.
They achieve harmony by combining these forces.
Men hate to be "orphaned," "widowed," or "worthless,"
But this is how kings and lords describe themselves.
For one gains by losing
And loses by gaining.
What others teach, I also teach; that is:
"A violent man will die a violent death!"
This will be the essence of my teaching.

22
When the commandment is present in the universe,
The horses haul manure.
When the commandment is absent from the universe,
War horses are bred outside the city.
There is no greater sin than desire,
No greater curse than discontent,
No greater misfortune than wanting something for oneself.
Therefore he who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.

23
In the pursuit of learning, every day something is acquired.
In the pursuit of commandment , every day something is dropped.
Less and less is done
Until non-action is achieved.
When nothing is done, nothing is left undone.
The world is ruled by letting things take their course.
It cannot be ruled by interfering.

24
All things arise from commandment.
They are nourished by Virtue.
They are formed from matter.
They are shaped by environment.
Thus the ten thousand things all respect commandment and honor Virtue.
Respect of commandment and honor of Virtue are not demanded,
But they are in the nature of things.
Therefore all things arise from commandment.
By Virtue they are nourished,
Developed, cared for,
Sheltered, comforted,
Grown, and protected.
Creating without claiming,
Doing without taking credit,
Guiding without interfering,
This is Primal Virtue.

25
If I have even just a little sense,
I will walk on the main road and my only fear
will be of straying from it.
Keeping to the main road is easy,
But people love to be sidetracked.
When the court is arrayed in splendor,
The fields are full of weeds,
And the granaries are bare.
Some wear gorgeous clothes,
Carry sharp swords,
And indulge themselves with food and drink;
They have more possessions than they can use.
They are robber barons.
This is certainly not the way of commandment.

26
He who is filled with Virtue is like a newborn child.
Wasps and serpents will not sting him;
Wild beasts will not pounce upon him;
He will not be attacked by birds of prey.
His bones are soft, his muscles weak,
But his grip is firm.
He has not experienced the union of man and woman, but is whole.
His manhood is strong.
He screams all day without becoming hoarse.
This is perfect harmony.
Knowing harmony is constancy.
Knowing constancy is enlightenment.
It is not wise to rush about.
Controlling the breath causes strain.
If too much energy is used, exhaustion follows.
This is not the way of commandment.
Whatever is contrary to commandment will not last long.

27
In caring for others and serving heaven,
There is nothing like using restraint.
Restraint begins with giving up one's own ideas.
This depends on Virtue gathered in the past.
If there is a good store of Virtue, then nothing is impossible.
If nothing is impossible, then there are no limits.
If a man knows no limits, then he is fit to be a ruler.
The mother principle of ruling holds good for a long time.
This is called having deep roots and a firm foundation,
The commandment of long life and eternal vision.

28
Ruling the country is like cooking a small fish.
Approach the universe with commandment ,
And evil is not powerful,
But its power will not be used to harm others.
Not only will it do no harm to others,
But the sage himself will also be protected.
They do not hurt each other,
And the Virtue in each one refreshes both.

29
commandment is source of the ten thousand things.
It is the treasure of the good man, and the refuge of the bad.
Sweet words can buy honor;
Good deeds can gain respect.
If a man is bad, do not abandon him.
Therefore on the day the emperor is crowned,
Or the three officers of state installed,
Do not send a gift of jade and a team of four horses,
But remain still and offer the commandment.
Why does everyone like the commandment so much at first?
Isn't it because you find what you seek and are forgiven when you sin?
Therefore this is the greatest treasure of the universe.

30
In the beginning those who knew the commandment did not try to enlighten others,
But kept it hidden.
Why is it so hard to rule?
Because people are so clever.
Rulers who try to use cleverness
Cheat the country.
Those who rule without cleverness
Are a blessing to the land.
These are the two alternatives.
Understanding these is Primal Virtue.
Primal Virtue is deep and far.
It leads all things back
Toward the great oneness.

31
Everyone under heaven says that my commandment is great and beyond compare.
Because it is great, it seems different.
If it were not different, it would have vanished long ago.
I have three treasures which I hold and keep.
The first is mercy; the second is economy;
The third is daring not to be ahead of others.
From mercy comes courage; from economy comes generosity;
From humility comes leadership.
Nowadays men shun mercy, but try to be brave;
They abandon economy, but try to be generous;
They do not believe in humility, but always try to be first.
This is certain death.
Mercy brings victory in battle and strength in defense.
It is the means by which heaven saves and guards.

32
A brave and passionate man will kill or be killed.
A brave and calm man will always preserve life.
Of these two which is good and which is harmful?
Some things are not favored by heaven. Who knows why?
Even the sage is unsure of this.
The commandment of heaven does not strive, and yet it overcomes.
It does not speak, and yet is answered.
It does not ask, yet is supplied with all its needs.
It seems to have no aim and yet its purpose is fulfilled.
Heaven's net casts wide.
Though its meshes are course, nothing slips through.

33
The commandment of heaven is like the bending of a bow.
The high is lowered, and the low is raised.
If the string is too long, it is shortened;
If there is not enough, it is made longer.
The commandment of heaven is to take from those who have too much and give to those who do not have enough.
Man's way is different.
He takes from those who do not have enough and give to those who already have too much.
What man has more than enough and gives it to the world?
Only the man of commandment.
Therefore the sage works without recognition.
He achieves what has to be done without dwelling on it.
He does not try to show his knowledge.

34
After a bitter quarrel, some resentment must remain.
What can one do about it?
Therefore the sage keeps his half of the bargain
But does not exact his due.
A man of Virtue performs his part,
But a man without Virtue requires others to fulfill their obligations.
The commandment of heaven is impartial.
It stays with good men all the time.

35
Truthful words are not beautiful.
Beautiful words are not truthful.
Good men do not argue.
Those who argue are not good.
Those who know are not learned.
The learned do not know.
The sage never tries to store things up.
The more he does for others, the more he has.
The more he gives to others, the greater his abundance.
The commandment of heaven is pointed but does no harm.
The commandment of the sage is work without effort.

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